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whiskeydrinkin,winesluggin,musicloving,photosnapping,soapmaking,pageflipping,mindreading vintagepirates.garage salejunkies.estatesalequeens

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

#ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin >>>

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Using this grape flavored blunt to ash up some mofos in Heaven #LikeABoss
#AshWednesday

[tiff @thetwobirds]

Avoiding oscar shit in Hollywood is FUCKING ANNOYING. #endofvakayblues

[Emily West @emilywestmusic]

I'll sing you lullabies. It's a late night, but you'll love us. @bearcubband Can't wait! @rockwoodhallnyc http://t.co/kNcTmF3VP6

[Ryman Auditorium @theryman]

Coming to the Ryman February 15 - Ira Glass of This American Life. Tix on sale now: http://t.co/djaDXCM95Y

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Smited like, I dunno, a couple thousand bitches today....swag.

[tiff @thetwobirds]

“@kateyorkmusic: Maren Morris. ❤️ @marenmorris http://t.co/jCbkQBwBhy” love her face.

[tiff @thetwobirds]

“@kateyorkmusic: If i hear that Lorde song one more time...” You should have said that last summer

[tiff @thetwobirds]

Bring me back fuzzy VHS and I'll watch your dog hump you while you do a hand stand. @AFVofficial

[tiff @thetwobirds]

@Dzubak hey fucker! I'll be in LA at the end of feb!

[tiff @thetwobirds]

@coachjla your boys are all at tin roof and I'm here, Rachel had to work---where is this boo!!!!

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Why does my dad take all the good musicians when they're young? Because he's too fucking cheap to buy an iPod.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

War on Xmas? Well Santa IS bearded guy from remote location who likes to surprise you from the sky.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

If it don't make dollars, it don't make sense. #neverforget

[tiff @thetwobirds]

“@kateyorkmusic: One of my life's biggest regrets is that I never got to be a contestant on Double Dare. 😔” heard that shit 😠

[tiff @thetwobirds]

“@TinRoofNash: Our very own Tiff & her man at the Buddy 5k walk for Down's syndrome @DSAMT #tinroofsupportds”

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Sure, Jesus will take the wheel but you should know that I am FUCKED UP on angel dust right now.

[tiff @thetwobirds]

Oh you too. Y'all just need to be boyfriend & boyfriend and get it over with. @j_Griff06 @JeremyBlister

[tiff @thetwobirds]

@kateyorkmusic guess it was a mid 90's thang.

[tiff @thetwobirds]

@kateyorkmusic you will thank your gunman for zoolander.