David Barber

Editor/Publisher of Thrills, Kills 'n' Chaos. Lover of life...

[David Barber @thetwoblokes]

@watterloony @BBCRadio2 @acdc That's brilliant mate 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@FightStormTv Staged bullshit.

[David Barber @thetwoblokes]

@fafafitness11 Hi

[David Barber @thetwoblokes]

I made up a little tongue in cheek joke this morning and posted it on Facebook only to get a 24hr ban. Seems they don't like gags (puntended) but they're OK with homophobia, racism and animal cruelty being posted...
@GaryLineker

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@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored @SkyNews @GBNEWS Fantastic! 🤦‍♂️

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@PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @TalkTV Dear God, I wish you'd go on strike and stay off the media!! 🖕

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@Joey7Barton Yes, but all the ex players and "stadium fans" who have cried out for this technology for years are now the ones complaining about it 🤷‍♂️

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@piersmorgan hmm... 🤦‍♂️

[Ink Master @inkmaster]

Here is @BasilicaTattoo’s 6 hour live tattoo. Tweet #Basilica to vote @ChristiaNation_ and @NoelinWheeler into the final 2! #InkLive

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@piersmorgan You're so sad. You're too proud of your follower numbers to block everyone. I'm pretty sure ALL of your followers (apart from the "manufactured" ones you've purchased) have posted/replied with that same photo.

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@piersmorgan

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@piersmorgan Talking about playing by the same rules as everyone else.....

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@piersmorgan Sweating yet...

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Thought of the day....

You're welcome.

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@nytimes Should he not be suing his parents?

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@SoccerAM Man United - Eric Cantona

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@SkySportsNews He's a footballer... common sense doesn't come easily to them.

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@JasonManford You misspelt baters

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@GaryDelaney Love it. Shame others didn't get it...

[David Barber @thetwoblokes]

@GaryLineker Clubs will be earning a lot less at the moment which means their outgoings (players wages) will be more than their income, breaching the FFP. I honestly hope one of the big clubs slips into administration. Footballers are greedy, as are their agents.