UMass BBall Report

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Is this guy on the Florida sideline the real life Philip J. Fry? #CollegeFootball #Futurama

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@MattBrownEP Your newsletter today said the NCAA doesn't allow single sport conferences. But there are a bunch already in existence. Is it just a ban on forming new single sport conferences?

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@MattBrownEP Always wondered, in the CBS-Turner deal to broadcast March Madness, why is the fourth channel TruTV and not the more obvious and logical choice, CBS Sports Network?

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@espn This headline is appearing in the app. Did we go back in time?

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With espn questioning Syracuse's legitimacy, it's fair to point out that Georgia's opponents so far fit the exact same description #CollegeFootball

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@FOXSports Why have you switched away from the @GopherVBall vs. @IowaVolleyball match to show a rerun of the Joel Klatt show on @FS1

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@SickosOnIce Spain is forechecking the shit out of England right now and England have no idea what to do because apparently they haven't watched any hockey as part of their soccer training

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@SickosCommittee Since we know how much you like interesting mascot logo applications, here's UMass' Sam the Minuteman as an excavator operator

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In this week's edition of sport #doppelganger, we give you Illinois hoops coach @CoachUnderwood and actor Brendan Gleeson

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History Part 2:
2016: MSST 47 - 35 MASS, Line -22.5
2016: SC 34 - 28 MASS, Line -19.5
2014: VAN 34 - 31 MASS, Line -16.5
2013: VAN 27 - 7 MASS, Line -29.5
2012: VAN 49 - 7 MASS, Line -33.0

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On Saturday, @PatMcAfeeShow picked @UMassFootball as his superdog on @CollegeGameDay. Everyone on set laughed. But since moving to FBS in 2012, UMass is 9-1 ATS when playing SEC teams! Pretty good pick Pat!

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History Part 1:
2022: TA&M 20 - 3 MASS, Line -32.0
2018: UGA 66 - 27 MASS, Line -41.5
2017: TENN 17 - 13 MASS, Line -27.5
2017: MSST 34 - 23 MASS, Line -33.5
2016: FLA 24 - 7 MASS, Line -34.5

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Luckily at Toledo, you can leave the game whenever you want to go slam beers in the parking lot, then go right back inside the stadium! Can we get this at McGuirk?

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At the umbr we’ve had our fair share of “glass bowls” but this one is way less fun

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To think UMass hockey has risen from a national doormat — FIVE wins all season just four years ago — to the national champions, it’s not even a dream. This was never on the radar.

And here they are.

🚩🚩🚩NATIONAL FUCKING CHAMPIONS🚩🚩🚩

UUUUUUUMAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

#FLAGSHIP

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A10 championship back on!

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The patented close your eyes and chuck a 3 strategy doesn’t seem to be working today

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I desperately need to see Gasperini posterize somebody tonight. I’d even accept a fundamentally sound hook shot!

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Key to the game: pass it to Tre

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Watching from the treadmill today #helth