Used to be Apostle Femi Lazarus, you people have found a new one. One day he’d say what y’all don’t like and you’d be out again looking for another shiny toy to worship.
I noticed my diesel was finishing faster than normal, so I set a trap.
Normally at a particular time, we switch off the electric fence and lock the dogs so both can rest and recharge. I figured that must be when the diesel thief usually comes.
So I did the usual routine, pretended like I had left home, then snuck back in through the back door and waited.
Omo… my neighbour casually walked through my fence like we’re sharing compound. Took his time, carried the diesel in storage and even drained the one inside the generator.
I waited till he moved everything to his side and was about making his final jump back. That’s when I turned the fence back on and released the dogs.
Baba couldn’t jump down or climb over. He was stuck there for 5 hours until the police came to pick him up.