Marquis & Thalita

▪️Twin parents sharing our experiences 👦🏾👶🏽👶🏽👩🏽🐶🏡 ▪️We believe parenting shouldn't be lonely, so let's do it together

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

Reasons why my kid is mad at me:

1. I didn’t let him eat 6 waffles for breakfast 😳

SIX waffles. #ParentTwitter #parenthood

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

My kid: Hey dad, I think there’s something in my sock.

Me: …😏…is it your foot?

*laughter ensues*
#dadjokes #dadoftheyear #thedad

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

My kid just saw a picture of @JonahHill from his Superbad day and asked if that was Marv from Home Alone as a kid.

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

Jude just asked Thalita to teach him how to dougie. Also, it’s 6:06 am.

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

Luca: “But why would God make snow? No one likes snow — It’s so cold!”

Jude (without missing a beat): “Because he got hot after making everything and needed to cool down!”

☝🏾🥇😂

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

*Luca whispering in my ear*

“Dada, sometimes I don’t brush my teeth properly.”

Me and Thalita: 🤣🤣🤣☠️

[Marquis Murray @Marquisamurray]

*my kid, mid conversation*

“Okay, okay — I’m done talking to you now.”

Trying out this method in my next adult conversation. Wish me luck. 🤞🏾

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

Just posted a photo @ Brand Ambition https://t.co/9jWL9arqeM

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

The hardest thing you’ll ever have to do is figure out what to feed two 4yo everyday for dinner until the end of time.

#parentoftheyear #thestruggleisreal #chickenfingersandfries

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

Parenting is yelling ”you just had a snack” over and over until you give in and throw them another snack. #parentingtruths

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.”

-Lane Olinghouse

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

Who's got a toddler that hates sleep? I know, dumb question right? Before you throw in the towel, have you tried these three things? How do you get your toddlers to bed? https://t.co/9BT2W9IBWq

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

Me and my little bunny! How was everyone's Easter? Be honest, who ate all their kids chocolate? 🙋🏾‍♂️ #theunfitparent

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

Check out my article on @Todaysparent where I get real talking about my struggles with becoming a dad, battling weight issues, and body image! Getting healthy for my kids was one of the best things I could have done for them. #dadbod #FamilyFirst https://t.co/QEqLpqpFHT

[Kathryn Hayward @kat_hayward]

You don't often hear men talking about body image. It's great to hear @theunfitparent 's perspective on his post-natal weight gain. https://t.co/rn4LddAFcn

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

@bestofthislife Thanks for the follow!

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

It’s perfectly normal for your kids to completely lose their minds when Mom and Dad touch right?

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

'Dad-Bod' is our word and we're taking it back https://t.co/tIga4HiUc1

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

I think I have a favourite child - What should I do? - The Unfit Parent https://t.co/vHn8N8rJG6

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

Everyone ready for a wild Friday night? 🙋🏾‍♂️...😒 #theunfitparent

[Marquis & Thalita @Theunfitparent]

You're soooo tired but you don't want to sleep...makes total sense. *toddlers