Mr.Sanchez

strength in honor 🫵

[Mr.Sanchez @Theunknowndojo]

Amen

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

How my beautiful, appropriately aged wife looks at me the first time we make love (our wedding night), and we conceive our first child

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

How my beautiful, appropriately aged wife looks at me the first time we make love (our wedding night), and we conceive our first child

[riskmaxxing @riskmaxxing]

how she looks at you when you tell her you’re an unemployed gambling addict

[euro @joeyjordisonx]

Slipknot performing Spit It Out (2009)

[$ @aliyahvallen]

that first pic is absolutely ridiculous lmaoo

[soli @solisolsoli]

Everyone is going through something by Luca Ponsato

[mr online @Absolunar]

No you absolute fucking Buffoon

[Deskooled @Deskooled]

Joy Behar's tries roasting @elonmusk, but ends up engaging in self-immolation.

[ily @luhyoumf]

idk man life is looking like a solo mission

[♻️ @imnyambu]

I mastered how to be alone... It's the horny part that's cooking me.

[Ace ♠️ @ItsDaManAce]

How rich I wanna be

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41

[Zuggy Zwang @zugyzwang]

I know she fucks stinky style

[naiive @naiivememe]

eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their private balcony

[comiccomedyclub @comiccomedyclub]

Shane Gillis & Steve Gerben’s Best Moments in Tires - Part 1 😂🤣🔥 #shanegillis #comedyclub #comedy #comedyshow #funnymoments

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Toronto’s crack smoking mayor

[$ @jxtsummer]

all this shit just to die on a random day

[Us_militryPower @Trumpspoof__]

Breaking 🚨;

☠️ A hacker group announced at 3:00 AM: "We have locked all Starlink ground stations worldwide. Pay $500 million in Bitcoin, or the world goes offline!"

🚀 Elon Musk replied at 3:01 AM: "Check your firmware. While you were writing that ransom note, Neural-Auto-Patch released a micro-update that routed your entire operation through a dead-end satellite in deep orbit. Thanks for testing our hotfix."