Unknown Theater

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Comedy Night in the Metaverse is back on July 25th, 9pm EST at the Unknown Theater in Horizon Worlds!

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I was just on hold with @Bell for 2 hours and got hung up on 4 times. I guess the whole #BellLetsTalk thing is over?

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This Friday @TheUnknownVenue presents one of Canada���s best @thischristophe with opening act @DeAnne_Smith tickets are already moving fast. Don't hesitate, get yours now!

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Shameless celebrity call out attempt 1:
@VancityReynolds word is you're a Canuck. If true get your Greenpool ass down to @TheUnknownVenue and support live Canadian Comedy!

https://t.co/v976zzoXLP

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Summer is just around the corner. As every season get hotter, the real question on everyone's mind is: how the fuck do you take that first hit of slushy without getting brain freeze?

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I'm on set chilling in a sketchy garage. Just found out my co-star has a trailer and I do not. My co-star is a cat...

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Lost an hour this morning. It must be "Darkness Giving" time

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If this was the "24" universe, Jack Bauer would have beheaded Trump 2 seasons ago

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Im going through "Historical Events Fatigue". Anyone else ready for a couple of uninteresting years of complete mediocrity?

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@simblain Thx brother!!

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Watching the crowd celebrate together at the Cleveland Browns game is super gross

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Is anybody else hearing the Mandolorian theme song in there head, every day when they wake up in the morning? Just me? Okay...

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Every time my wife sends me to the grocery store to pick up lime, I can never remember what it looks like and have to Google an image so I don't accidentally pick up a lemon. And I'm okay with that. Come at me haters

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I'm watching #SundayNightFootball. There’s no audience at this #nfl game but some how the referees are still getting booed.

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Halloween is gonna be risky af. At least everyone will be wearing masks...

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I just killed a spider so big it felt like I was committing manslaughter

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So does this make #AuntJemima the last American slave to be granted her freedom?

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Prediction:
#Weinsteindidntkillhimself will be trending by Sunday

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I'm 100% sure the most YouTubed video right now is "gift wrapping tutorial"

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