Christophe Davidson

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[Christophe Davidson @thischristophe]

Here's a clip from my first ever TV taping @WpgComFest last year, where I talk about the varying degrees of 'White Lies'
You can watch the full set @CBC Television May 22nd 9pm EST https://t.co/IsJk9wQ0Jh

[Christophe Davidson @thischristophe]

@TheMoviePodcast @UniPicturesCAN @UniversalPics @UniversalHorror 🧛‍♂️

[The Movie Podcast @TheMoviePodcast]

TORONTO! Want to see THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER early? 

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TO ENTER: FOLLOW, RT, and REPLY with a 🧛‍♂️ emoji. Closes August 4.

[Christophe Davidson @thischristophe]

people use the term 'missing teeth' as if they're going to find them one day. those teeth aren't missing pal.
they're gone.

[mark normand @marknorm]

She flew too close to the son

[Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo]

BREAKING: Average home price in #Toronto is $1.4 mill. Mortgages are taking 64% of income and the young need an income of $265,664to afford to buy one. Rent average is $2,257 for a one bedroom. Answers?

[Christophe Davidson @thischristophe]

@James_Cobalt thanks for giving me a reason to come back on Twitter, if only for a moment. 😎

[Toronto Caroline @TorontoCaroline]

Just got knocked of my bike by this very entitled man in the middle of the intersection of High Park Ave and Bloor St. I’m really tired of being harassed as a cyclist in Toronto. Waiting for the cops.

[Christophe Davidson @thischristophe]

So long.

Record-Breaking Voyager Spacecraft Begin to Power Down https://t.co/YF2781EMUR via @sciam

[Christophe Davidson @thischristophe]

@chrislockeworld @JackiePirico haven't been on Twitter in awhile.
delighted I was able to brush up on Jesus so quickly.
Totally forgot he died of old age.

[ass @DemiLardner]

i’m sanding away the sides of the gloryhole to hug you goodbye

[Comedy Nest @comedynest]

Saturday April 16th! Share some laughs with @justforlaughs vet @thischristophe plus fellow Just-For-Laughians @wassimsokay @ElspethWright, Burbank Comedy Festival alum @saysthingsfunny, Zoofest fave @MeletianFalcon and more! 8pm & 10:30, $17.50, info/tix: https://t.co/RZIhlCDs4F

[Christophe Davidson @thischristophe]

Last night was a blast. Can't wait for BOTH SHOWS tonight.

[Comedy Nest @comedynest]

Friday April 15th! Two chances to catch @justforlaughs vet @thischristophe plus guests @saysthingsfunny @Rodney_Ramsey @thelucygervais @DarrenHenwood @wallygoodtimes and more! 8pm & 10:30, $15/$10st info/tix: https://t.co/RZIhlCDs4F

[Christophe Davidson @thischristophe]

Really excited about this week at the @comedynest. If you live or have friends in Montréal, I'll be talking about my life, in joke form, for five shows this week!

[Comedy Nest @comedynest]

This Thursday to Saturday (April 14-16) catch @justforlaughs vet @thischristophe plus great guests including Burbank Comedy Festival alum @saysthingsfunny (Friday/Saturday), JFL Zoofest fave @PaulBcomedy (Thursday) and more TBA! Info/tix: https://t.co/RZIhlCDs4F

[Christophe Davidson @thischristophe]

@mikecarrozza @comedynest @justforlaughs @saysthingsfunny @PaulBcomedy MIKE!!!

[Christophe Davidson @thischristophe]

starting a support group for those few of us who haven't caught COVID-19 in my tiny, un-ventilated garage.

[Comedy Nest @comedynest]

Tickets now on sale for @justforlaughs vet @thischristophe April 14-16 plus opening acts and MCs every show! Info/tix: https://t.co/oqK7jSB14z

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

I personally think anything should be on the table in comedy except for rich chicks going bald

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

That was the biggest hit Will Smith has been involved in since the 90s

[Judah Friedlander @JudahWorldChamp]

Assault is terrifying. And just about everyone at that theater acting like nothing happened is terrifying. What a terrible show.

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Tonight’s Oscars proved that Hollywood is alive and well, still doing what it does best: protecting and celebrating disgusting behavior! 🎥🎉