Andrew Barr

Canadian comic, creator of @gutsforlaughs Instagram: @AndrewBarrComedy Listen to my EP:

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BREAKING: Canadian government urges you to avoid travel so you don’t bump into them travelling

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Guys who describe themselves as Alphas will be like, “What an excellent evening. We all talked over each other loudly and made a server cry in the walk-in fridge”.

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I’m convinced no human being has ever purchased non-slip shoes. When they ask you in the interview, you say you have them. Then, after you’re hired, you try to only fall when no one else is around.

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Milk is really still out here advertising. We know about you, milk. Leave me alone. Stop talking to me about my bones. That’s so personal.

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Milk is really out here still advertising. Talking about your bones. We know, Milk. We know you are there. Stop talking about my bones.

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Friendly reminder that #MentalHELLth Comedy Night is BACK at @RivoliToronto on Wednesday, April 10th!

All ticket proceeds from the comedy show are donated to @camhfoundation, supporting life-saving #mentalhealth initiatives!

Come check out @AndrewBarr8 @dasouzie and @Rushzilla

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Comedian Chris Robinson brings his charisma and raw talent with talented comedians @AndrewBarr8 and Cameron Phoenix to @YukyuksOshawa. Catch them live and you will not be disappointed!

Friday March 29th and Saturday March 30th at 8:00PM

https://t.co/nUUMTcWu9O

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@TakeruCigarra No one calling back of the head on this?

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Happy clocking which of the people you have a crush on are single and which are taken Day

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Remember when Gimli tried tell everyone the Crebain from Dunland was just a wisp of cloud? Fuck, he must have felt dumb.

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To this day, the greatest creative decision of all-time is having the dog in the Goosebumps intro bark along to the theme.

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Self care is not watching a comedy special you know you won’t enjoy, just so you can make your own snippy comment about it.

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Whenever I say I was reading about something, I mean I watched a ten second video about it on social media.

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“STAFF PICKS” are funny.

Like I give a shit what a guy who works in a bookstore thinks.

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Restaurants will be like, “It’s international crab dip day!”

Is it? I feel like you’re just saying stuff.

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Comedian @AndrewBarr8 heads to @YukYuksOshawa with his unique combination of grumpy, silly and break down of divisive issues in a way that makes a whole room laugh. Joining him are comedians Shannon Laverty and @MericMandrews.
Oct 6th and 7th at 8:00PM

https://t.co/2QgzidCxj8

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Any dungeon can be a sex dungeon, if you make the most of it.

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What’s with the new look? Did Fast & The Furious buy this app?

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Limousines kinda just look like a really tall guy died.

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How come every time I mess up with the debit machine it feels like I’ve just disappointed a woman sexually?

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One of my favourite movie tropes is when a henchman tells the main bad guy, “—but, sir! Our troops are still out there!”

Best BELIEVE main bad guy is not concerned about that!