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[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Insane things happening in my household

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Peasants be like 'get you a woman who can grind so much grain 😩🌾'

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

New symptom: yedging

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

When you eat so much you just gotta sit there and ponder the orb

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Feeling sticky

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

@wehwehwehVivi On my way there 😤

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Flowers die, jelly straws are forever

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

If you ever wanted to know what cattle feel like, try Cais do Sodre metro at 6pm

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Happy anniversary

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Twitter only translates like half the tweets I see so if you could all dm me translations of all of your tweets that would be great thanks. Just think of it like tweeting twice

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Just learned I can't threaten to hurt myself present tense in Portuguese. Can only threaten to hurt others. What even is the point

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Learning Portuguese so I can read my friends tweets more efficiently

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

My polycule saw your polycule from across the bar and we do not like your vibes

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Entering my final form: Portuguese

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Speed running depressive episodes by upsetting myself so much it's embarassing and snapping myself back to reality immediately

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

I need a sugar daddy who sends me €10.50 a day. €8.50 for a vape and €2 for antacids so I can use the vape

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Ball is a woman

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What the fuck is the point of a tour guide, just go and look

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

If you don't wanna get dicked in the ass, don't work at the dicked in the ass factory

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

@emlemmy17 Mixed fruits and nuts

[aimee @theuptownfrog]

Hanging out with my trail mix