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i might be a reboot of an old classic. lover of mattress messages. never got involved in a land war in asia.

[bunny @theusebutton]

@National_CORE PLEASE rescue the cat that is stuck on your new building in inglewood. it has been there for 5 days! the fire dept does not have a ladder tall enough to get it.

[bunny @theusebutton]

@National_CORE PLEASE rescue the cat that is stuck on the roof of your new construction for the last 5 days. the fire dept doesnt have a ladder high enough.

[bunny @theusebutton]

@latimes do angelinos a solid and turn off your non-subscriber limits for covid-19 related items. that should be free to everyone.

[bunny @theusebutton]

@KarenKilgariff black shirt black pants are my favorite combo. what are your go-to brands/shops for those? its so hard to find flattering fits for curves!

[bunny @theusebutton]

@LOrealParisUSA ARE we still worth it? Your Feria bleach blonde boxes for the last 2yrs are consistantly too thick on the powder to developer ratio, clogging the bottle. dont make me switch. #LOrealParis

[bunny @theusebutton]

@LByock i am about to leave (3:30) until the 26th. i can leave it with the architects in the front of the building if you want to get it today?

[bunny @theusebutton]

@LByock if you cant get here by 330 today, ill leave it in a place you can find it. i dont work on weds, but ill be back on thurs at 10am till 330.

[bunny @theusebutton]

@LByock i agree. we find cards and wallets often right around here. yours is the third or fourth in the last two years. sorry your stuff got stolen.. its the worst. but there are still nice people in the world.. who, happen to be canadian.

[bunny @theusebutton]

@LByock of course - i was walking my dog and found it at the curb in front of 523 n. larchmont. im at 507 n. larchmont in the back at yousen plumbing. ill be here till 3:30 today

[bunny @theusebutton]

@LByock i just found your amex in larchmont - i presume you cancelled it by now - should i shred it or mail it somewhere?

[bunny @theusebutton]

@LByock - i cant dm you - but i found your amex in larchmont — dm me?

[bunny @theusebutton]

@tacobell sad times when 65% of the time you add sour cream for $0.50, get home and its missing. can you have a free add sour cream week in honor of my sadness? #mexicanpizzasodry

[bunny @theusebutton]

@BostonLogan i hope you find my diamond earring tonight that accidently came out sfter my flight. your floor is too glittery the good samratians and i couldnt find :( flight ameircan aa0202

[bunny @theusebutton]

#starbucks is now selling gnome butt plugs, for christmas needs.

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@404Ink this is my favorite, because its legit me and him.

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@SportsCenter is this dress black and gold? COM’ON... dude didnt even touch the ball with his bat!

[bunny @theusebutton]

@KevinHart4real im still cracking up about gun compartment

[bunny @theusebutton]

@KevinHart4real cant stop laughin at gun compartment!

[bunny @theusebutton]

seriously considering hiring theo epstein to manage my dating life...
2004 #RedSox 2016 #Cubs

[ESPN @espn]

Theo Epstein, breaker of curses.