Ally Sulentic

Author, gamer, dreamer, bard. Master of Lore @mmindadventures. Ennie-nominated and best-selling freelance author and game designer. She/her.

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

(I am so grateful to all of them for the insights and advice but wow, I am feeling like the world's biggest idiot at the moment! I don't think I can show my face in that part of the internet until the anxiety cools down 😅)

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

Nothing says RPG like the people who write it coming in to concrit you on the joke slideshow you made to convince your D&D friends to try it out. It's going to be so much better now but my pride is toast. Time to sweep up the remains of my ego and rebuild 😅

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

I'm really telling on myself with this particular turn of phrase.

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

Yes, I did just win a 40k battle with a meme army based off Mambo No. 5.

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

@cy0nknight @GildingLight I'm *really* curious about how it all turned out for them!

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

I really love describing rpg plots to my husband by saying, "This is either going to be the most amazing game you've ever played or the absolute worst three hours you'll ever spend with me."

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

Come join us! We're having a great time building out this Arcane-inspired setting with mysterious meteors and mad scientists!

[Mastermind Adventures - Learning and Workforce Dev @mmindadventures]

⚙️JUST ONE MORE HOUR til this week's Worldbuilding {Live} event on Discord! This time around, we're working on a steam-punk setting! You can join the convo or just listen in.

🔗https://t.co/RLkIfWMt19

#discordstage #dnd #worldbuilding #maps #steampunk

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

I'm running a Mage the Awakening game and I just discovered that I've been mispronouncing "Thyrsus" as "Thrysus." This game came out in *2005*. I think I need to turn in my gamer card.

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

They're currently fighting a rabbit wearing a turnip he chewed into the shape of a wizard hat while the bard plays Jump by Van Halen on his Casio keyboard.

[Princess of Power @krysten]

Come watch our teens play #disasterhamsters with @theuselessbard, and don't forget to check out their kickstarter tonight

Link here > https://t.co/1ii6T1EN74

#dnd #ttrpgsolidarity #plothooks

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

Gaming tip: Don't mess up your med bottles and accidentally take your nighttime muscle relaxer when you wake up and then go immediately to your friends' house for a game. Your character might end up possessed by her grandmother and get engaged to the wrong suitor.

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

@d20xtina @DapperBugbear I'm so happy you're enjoying it! I had a ton of fun writing it and it's so great to know you're having just as much fun playing it!

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

@d20xtina I love this SO MUCH

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

@d20xtina I'm going to need updates on this developing situation!

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

Watch my best ever writing partner run my #UncagedAnthology adventure, Malus Domestica! The Threeflings solve a murder mystery in a quiet pastoral town, which I can't wait to see 🥰

[Threeflings @Threeflings]

TONIGHT @ 8 PM ET, the Threefs return with “Malus Domestica” by @theuselessbard from #UncagedAnthology vol. 2!
Harriet has given the party a new letter and new quest following the Wreath Festival. What is it this time?
Content warnings for the adventure are in the next tweet!

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

If you want an idea of my mental state today, I just described Korean hot pot as "soup soup soup-y soup... soup." So I'm great, how are you??

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

@Miss_Jess03 The real question is why NOT hags?

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

Welp, looks like it's Spider-Men and not Spider-Mans. Gotta tell the spouse that he's right now. He's probably going to gloat a little 😂

Should I tag @SpiderManMovie to weigh in? That seems like overkill lol

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

My partner and I are having an argument about the plural of Spider-Man. Which is it?

[Ally Sulentic @theuselessbard]

@CajunDM Thank you so much! We had a ton of fun putting this book together and it's great to hear you're enjoying it!

[Unseelie Jess 😻 @Unseelie_Jess]

If you missed last night's livestream of My Immortal Loneliness featuring the double DM combo of co-authors myself and @theuselessbard, catch it here: https://t.co/U9T2Gk86G9
#dnd5e