Upper West Side Guy

my credit score is greater than 750 and trending positive

[Robbie Dowd @Robbie_Dowd24]

Tweet of the year oh my god

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@dougspicks Preseason goat

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@HooveLocks Ready

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

BREAKING: President Trump just announced that the military draft is being reinstated. Effective immediately, the following groups of people will be drafted first:

- Pickleball players
- Vegans
- Mormons
- Pitbull owners
- New Jersey "Italians"
- Men under 5'6"
- The Amish

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

Just thinking about how #HelenKeller was immune to flashbangs

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

Tyrese Haliban, Halqaeda, Halimas, Hitlerburton… the new villain of Gotham

Trae Young wishes he had this aura

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@KipsBayKen @averageLESguy @MidtownSouth @thestuytownguy Message 3: “haha you forgot to press send again, did you?”

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@EastTribecaGuy Guy on the left needs to return his dad’s sweater vest

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@JimFroatsNBA I never stopped wearing the belts

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@KipsBayKen @averageLESguy do challenging things

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

How I’m feeling after beating the #KipsBayKenChallenge last night, and realizing my Twitter’s back in time for the weekend

@KipsBayKen @averageLESguy

[TRAVIS SCOTT @trvisXX]

Sonic has 168,894 different combos you can make. On everything I think I found number 168,895

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@averageLESguy @KipsBayKen @KipsBayKen like this post to meet up tonight, and we’ll be back on the BV by sunrise

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@averageLESguy @KipsBayKen I also stand in solidarity, and will be joining the #KipsBayKenChallenege promptly @KipsBayKen

I’ll see all 9 of my followers on the flip ✌️#KBKC #MambaOut

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@KipsBayKen We miss you Ken 👑

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

Haters want to see me fall, thanking god it’s spring

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@NoLiTaGuy Look her in the eyes, give a thumbs up and say, “That’s all Folks!”. Proceed to toss her a towel and use the bathroom. Tried and true method that’s never fails

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

My toxic highschool ex and I acted more mature post break-up than #Lebron and #StephenASmith doing right

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

James family having a generational 24hrs following Stephen A drama

- Bronny scored career high 39 in G League game
- LeBron nonchalant on Pat McAfee show talking shop and name dropping media figures
- LeBron caps with his 8th career game winning buzzer beater against Pacers

[Upper West Side Guy @theUWSguy]

@Tonywithyy Honorable mentions:

- Roughing the kicker
- Double plays with runners in scoring position (variation of 3)
- Comeback just to lose in extra innings/overtime
Pick six/fumble recovered for TD
- Star player injured