CJ

slowly turning into a moss-covered rock somewhere on the forest floor.

[🎏 | autistic gay wizard @wizardsofautism]

every single day i think about that person who said on their Autism evaluation the doctor wrote ‘Will has a strong dislike for nonsense’ please know i quote your doctor daily in my home

[Lego Lost At Sea @LegoLostAtSea]

Fragments of people’s lives, washed up on the beach.

[Korbin @Korbin_Arts]

@AmberlynWhite

[SpookaPúca @EilishFisher]

@AmberlynWhite

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

instead of asking “how are you,” we should start conversations with “so what’s been haunting you this week”

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

Everyone is happy when there is a cat in an unexpected place

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

ME: Not me needing to send a wire transfer
BANK TELLER: The way I'm happy to help you with that

[helmet girl is @ home @sbodrojan]

there should be a way to let spotify know u r joking

[CJ @thevastwidevoid]

@AutumnSaren

[Kimberly Nguyen-Poet Laureate of Pay Transparency @knguyenpoetry]

Someone on Reddit asked, “if you’re injured as a result of a mass shooting, are you responsible for that medical bill?” And I find that a uniquely American question.

[trash jones @jzux]

they should do spotify wrapped twice a year. summer me and winter me are listening to completely different music. in fact we are completely different people

[Laura Jedeed @LauraJedeed]

I can tell Dylan Mulvaney is a real woman because she's getting body shamed in a way every woman will instantly recognize

[gaut @0xgaut]

If your boss looks like this, your company will survive the recession

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

@aDCUfaninPhilly Life imitates Arthur

[Eric Zhu @ericzhu]

Inflation is so bad even daylight started saving

[ro ౨ৎ @hopeursoinlove]

you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize either of these locations

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i just spent 35 minutes learning about the hailey selena drama and that will be the last time i ever go digging through straight peoples business

[tern @1goodtern]

The ignorant will become more belligerent the more times they're infected.