@drhingram Dr Shipman thought the same... Worked for him... 200+ times
Worked for Peter Sutcliffe too...
Fred West gave it a go as well...
It's a bugger trying to prove native Brits aren't murderous Psychos isn't it?
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5. “You know, in Alabama, we’re now legally married.”
6. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”
7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!
10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”
And the best one of all..
12. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?”
@RedWoodyLFC@mikeerwydd1968 So you're fleeing to another country because you don't like your own government? Lots in common with Afghan, Syrian, Sudanese people then
"Keir Starmer's not letting us watch England games til 9pm while in America they get to watch them in the afternoon! It's the nanny state gone mad?"
"What's wrong, Keir? OFFENDED BY THE ENGLAND FLAG? 😡"
Colin from Portsmouth is furious #fifaworldcup#worldcup2026
> Fred West killed 12-20 people. No riots.
> Harold Shipman killed 215-250 people. No riots.
> 522 murders took place in England and Wales, in the year ending March 2025. No riots.
> An immigrant kills 1 person. Violent riots.
It's two-tier rioting, isn't it?
If you want proof that crime has soared under Labour then consider this startling fact.
In the 2 years that Starmer has been PM there have been more mobile phone thefts than during the 12 years that Thatcher was PM.
Shocking.
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Why are other MPs allowed to scream and heckle Nigel Farage when he asks a question in Parliament? The Speaker doesn't allow this when any other MP asks a question. @CommonsSpeaker
@jkwfncijw@CricketopiaCom Fair point. If the wicket was rubbish then the ground staff are at fault. But we're not in the 1970's with uncovered pitches... Just from a commercial pov, who's going to buy tickets for the 3rd day when 16 wickets fall in the first day?
Just an observation