Vikings Couch

The Minnesota Vikings have NFL’s 6th most playoff appearances but 65 straight seasons ended on the couch. Their top rival is themselves—End the Midwest SHYNESS.

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My desire for the Minnesota Vikings is very specific: Employ a QB in his prime who is the best player in the league.

Not top 10.

Not capable of making the playoffs under the right circumstances.

Not someone who was the best player 10 years ago.

Someone who gives us a window.

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Pedro Muñoz

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Age yourself by naming an MLB right fielder you grew up watching.

I’ll start: Ichiro Suzuki.

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@SkolSmith Adrian Peterson was a human truck stick, that’s what I remember as his primary weapon. But he could go through or around just as easily, like you said. With stiffarms, spin moves, jump cuts, and hurdles all on the menu as well.

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@KalshiFB Adrian Peterson was a human truck stick. He had an elite stiffarm too, but this post is odd.

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@TPPSkol I simply cannot believe that we are rolling with Aaron Jones as our RB1.

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The era of sports leagues cozying up to gambling operations will be seen as a dark age in the future.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Nine-year NBA veteran Malik Beasley has been indicted on federal charges for gambling related to a sports betting scheme, such as point shaving and prop bets, his attorney Steve Haney tells ESPN. The government is coordinating a voluntary surrender of Beasley this week.

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@PhilMackey What is surprising? Pro athletes don’t play hard for Minnesota, then they go play hard for other places and win titles. Only Kirby Puckett deserves our respect.

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@jzulgad Losing this much for so long has made Minnesota by far the weirdest fanbase and sports media market in the country.

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@Timberwolves @nyknicks This post is cluttered with comments from drunk Knicks fans calling the T-wolves a class organization.

Oh joy.

Should they forward these messages on to Glen Taylor?

Will they still be when Ant leaves?

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@SleeperVikings Kirk’s fans told us we have to hate Zimmer, sorry.

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@ProFootballTalk This “competition” is the lowest-IQ, Browns-level situation I’ve ever seen the Vikings get themselves into.

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@Gaardsy I know! Pro players don’t play hard for Minnesota teams!

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That could’ve been the Timberwolves playing the Knicks in the NBA finals, but pro players don’t play hard for Minnesota teams.

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The Vikings let Sam Darnold go, he goes to the Super Bowl.

The Timberwolves let Karl Anthony Towns go, he goes to the NBA finals.

It’s never going to change.

Being a Minnesota sports fan is for suckers.

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@PatSieps The guy who couldn’t stop playing video games as a rookie?

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@VikingsNewsSkol Kirk got Covid and missed the season-defining Packers game, and Zimmer got mad at him for it. Then and there, the antivaxxers decided to pile on Zimmer and end his career, and they succeeded. Fans can be convinced to turn on people real fast around here.

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Minnesota getting sports teams. Greatest scam in history.

[Vinny’s Corner @VinnysCorner1]

A moment in sports you wish never happened…

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THROWBACK: When the iconic Ray Lewis went up against a young Adrian Peterson in one hell of a legendary battle in 2009.

We do not have battles like this anymore.

Special 🐐🐐

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Anthony Edwards is 26-26 in the playoffs at age 24.

Michael Jordan was 1-9 in the playoffs at age 24.

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Every single Minnesota men’s pro sports team should close up shop. End the shame.

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@Timberwolves @sezzleinc Our fans will merely accept.