W1ndering Midlander

Hiking in the glorious British countryside has added years to my life. Supporting #nffc has taken them away again.

[W1ndering Midlander @thew1nderer]

@CansAndBansV12

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@fruitsnacks42 Needs a bit of sandwich spread and potted meat but otherwise ok 👍

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@smiffy_73 @mattforde We've already won the championship playoffs though.

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@nsj2807 @ManagerTactical Assuming you're mentally ill enough to put a mill on it 😂 but it implies a probability of about 1.3%, I would argue it should be lower than that.

[W1ndering Midlander @thew1nderer]

@nsj2807 @ManagerTactical Seems a bit low to be honest.

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This guy right now:

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today

This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket

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@ManagerTactical Someone lost $1m on polymarket.

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@Tumsa_Eksel @PolymarketSport He's about to throw his toaster in the bath and jump in with it right now.

[W1ndering Midlander @thew1nderer]

@FCBanter_ @PolymarketSport Still 0-0 by the way.

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Ryan Mendes and Nuno Da Costa holding Spain to a draw #nffc

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@cardboard321 @9mmballpoint You're really gonna make me post it again? 😅

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@cardboard321 @9mmballpoint Violence and death are not synonymous. Do you really need this explaining to you or are you being performatively thick?

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@cardboard321 @9mmballpoint I didn't wish death on you, just for you to stop inflicting yourself upon decent society.

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@cardboard321 @9mmballpoint

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@bigsnugga This is just semantics. We heat, toast or grill a sandwich. If you mention cooking it, the average Brit thinks you're putting it in the oven for 30 minutes.

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@ExRedTracker Having paid to watch him play, I can only say this is long overdue.

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@garyjordan51 @Robert13231x Course you haven't.

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@mrstomlinstan Tempted to try one later. Will probably regret it

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@cardboard321 @9mmballpoint Just a general course of action you should seriously consider. I'm not above giving useful advice to an invalid.

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@cardboard321 @9mmballpoint Don't project your illiteracy onto everyone else mate 👍