Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈

She’s somebodie’s side chick/total train wreck/He is a sidekick/shoulda took a rain check/only thing she blowing tonight/ya’ paycheck 🚫DMs

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

The Waiter- Is This All You Do? Tiny Desk 2019 https://t.co/Hl71a6noYV via @YouTube

Check out my tiny desk video kids!

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

Kamala’s song for her campaign needs to be “Not like us”.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Tweet about these things:

1) Trump is afraid to debate Kamala Harris

2) Trump's former cabinet members wrote Project 2025

3) Trump stole classified nuclear defense documents in order to sell them to hostile foreign governments

4) Trump called Jeffrey Epstein over 65 times

[Valerie Wood #JusticeMatters 🚫No MAGATs 🚫No DMs @ValerieJWood]

@KeithOlbermann

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

@mail_american @KeithOlbermann Looks like a completely in tact ear covered in fake blood to me.

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

@CubanoGusano @ZionDarkwood @KeithOlbermann It’s also not like he paid a pornstar for sex while his wife was pregnant, then paid her to keep quiet about it, oh, yeah, he also wants to fuck his daughter, but yeah… Keith’s words are “sick.” Not your cult.

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

@CubanoGusano @ZionDarkwood @KeithOlbermann All he did was say words, it’s not like he grabbed women by the pussy, raped E Jean Carrol, flew on Epstein’s jet several times, was listed in Epstein’s black book 3 times, raped a 13 year old, killed a half a million Americans and set up a party tent to watch an insurrection.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

A reminder that there is STILL no evidence Trump was hit by a bullet and STILL lots of evidence he's lying about it.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

ㅤ

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Retweet if you think Donald Trump is too old

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

Chef and I discussed it in back and we decided that “orally” would be the way to go.

[QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE @AKBrews]

How do you even eat this?

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

@chibbs_1 @celtics #Celtic4life

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

Don’t fuck with people’s food. Ever. Period.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Thoughts?

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Happy Pride, @DC_Draino.

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

Trump can't visit his Scotland golf course anymore. Scotland doesn't allow convicted felons in.

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative]

Washington evangelical church leader, teacher & the pastor’s son, Jordan Henderson, who was charged for raping multiple little girls & released on 100k bond, has been rearrested for violating his bond conditions.

[Immortan Joe Mazzulla @normal_jake_]

Watching this 8 times in a row and getting ready to run through a wall

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

@celticslife @Leon_Powe What about that PJ Brown game?

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

Big Al motherfucking Horford.

[CelticsLife.com @celticslife]

When teams win championships there is often an unlikely player who has a monster game off the bench in a win. Think @Leon_Powe in Game 2 of the 2008 Finals (21 pts in 14 mins)

Who is your prediction for a Celtics bench player who will have a similar impact in a win?

[Hurt Vonnegut 🏳️‍🌈 @thewaiterkb]

@Celtics_Junkies I’m the guy who wanted to make t shirts with Semih Erden’s face on them with the words “I have a Semih”.