Chris

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[Chris @thewaldburger]

There is something liberating about not wearing a seatbelt in a taxi/uber despite knowing it’s in your best interest to do so

[Chris @thewaldburger]

Sports fandom is a net negative

[Chris @thewaldburger]

Pick your head up, King, it’s Lindor Truffle season

[Chris @thewaldburger]

I pursue the ability in life is to find bars with live music and a band that sounds like what I think I sound like when I sing

[Chris @thewaldburger]

@Scottyy_S 20 putts

[Chris @thewaldburger]

@Scottyy_S 4 times

[Chris @thewaldburger]

@Scottyy_S I bathe in seed oils

[Chris @thewaldburger]

Mf is interacting with the In N Out fan account

[Scott @Scottyy_S]

Make America Healthy Again

[Chris @thewaldburger]

@Scottyy_S Glad I could convince you

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A horse that has mastered a unique running style and is galloping at full speed.

[Chris @thewaldburger]

Forgot to buy candy

[Chris @thewaldburger]

@chargers

[Chris @thewaldburger]

@Scottyy_S Alright Confucius

[Chris @thewaldburger]

Arugula is ass

[Chris @thewaldburger]

@6KohD YDKB

[Chris @thewaldburger]

@adammorris13 FLEECED

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers have agreed on a trade to send guard James Harden to the Los Angeles Clippers, sources tell ESPN.

[Chris @thewaldburger]

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