Nora the Explorer

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

Tutu gets it.

[Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @LukaszukAB]

If in Lacombe-Ponoka you can compare a gay child to human feces and still win 72% of the vote, this is not a report card on the disposable politician, but rather on our society.

Alberta, we have some reflecting to do.

#AbElection #ableg

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

I came, I saw, I confirmed that Instagram is down.

[Brent Albrecht @RadioBrent]

A moment in Canadian history #AvrilLavigne

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

@KadyDane Seriously, what in the actual fuck. I’m about to rage quit my phone.

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

@AuntTeaPho There seems to be a large community of furries already there. I wonder why they flocked to it the quickest 🧐

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

Me trying to understand what Mastodon is and if I should attempt it…

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

@ShaedonWrld @elonmusk Listen, I don’t like Elon either and I certainly could use a little financial help these days, but…the maths…

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Told y’all

[Casper Dean @CasperVDean]

@ZoeSchiffer

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

Elon I’ll give you $42 for twitter that sounds fair

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

@_MelBelle_ Preach! Also - I think that’s a very popular opinion amongst everyone who’s seen The Cuties Story 😜

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

@KadyDane Yes. In the most brilliant way. I think you’d dig it.

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

Signed on to Twitter for the first time in months only to find folks picking sides over the strangest things.

How about “team no incest” where’s that team? #HOTD

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

@GoogleSmallBiz I have 3 fake reviews that are over 2yrs old still affecting my rating and I’m now dealing with spam reviews from a disgruntled client making fake accounts.

I’m sick of your automated reporting system not recognizing how problematic this is for small business.

[David Shepherd @DShepYEG]

I was excited yesterday to introduce Bill 204, the Anti-Racism Act.

“We must all collectively work towards making Alberta a place where everyone can be successful and we need the information on hand to build that road to success,” #ableg

[ChristianBradleyWest @ChristianBWest]

What if you don’t need to get your shit together? What if your shit is already together? What if your shit is just a bunch of art supplies you’ve spent years collecting? What if now’s the time to start putting that shit together and making art? Didn’t consider that, did you?

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

Bahahahahahaha…

https://t.co/EKfmVWeNO5

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

If it feels like someone has just hit fast forward on your life lately, welcome to Aries season.

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

Would be nice if the UCP changed their name to something that more aptly describes them. Like SBN.

Soggy Boomer Noodles.

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

@mouthbreather I daydream about soaking in a bathtub full of moisturizer.

[Nora the Explorer @thewanderwitch]

Anyone else feel like if their skin gets any drier, they’ll just up and disintegrate?