Arthur Wardle

The fake slim shady

[Arthur Wardle @thewarturtle]

This one's for you @bread_dish

[helen blood @crab_helen]

"are you going to the football game?"
"there's another one?"

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@brittany_33 really though, how much of that will Daniel fix?

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@brittany_33 don't forget @sjudd42

[merkle @littleclarkgriz]

That's too many forks

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@Lexie_Chew well I didn't stop, so nothing to miss

[helen blood @crab_helen]

that's too many forks

[Arthur Wardle @thewarturtle]

That's too many forks

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@Lexie_Chew eh

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@Lexie_Chew #gobacktocedar

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"That's funny because the bunnies were malnourished" -Eliza

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Most beautiful thing in Alaska was Ketchikan, ugliest was an old Jewish guy pinching a loaf

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Yesterday I rediscovered my love for apples. Also my mother.

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Amazing how much exercise I do when trying to avoid stats homework

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Thanks for teaching us how to write checks, since time travel might be invented soon #financialliteracy

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Your commercial sucks #kmartmonkey

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Twitter on a plane #yolo

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Making friends is easy in d.c.

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The Matt-Arthur wrestling throw-down ends in an Arthur victory

[Arthur Wardle @thewarturtle]

Stare long enough into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you