h🐑🍳

your ex probably follows me.

[h🐑🍳 @theweavs]

Look. All female friendships require the support Sally gives Marie for 3/4 of When Harry Met Sally: acceptance of her complete delusion in making repeatedly poor decisions while still gently reminding her she can do better. Female friendships cannot survive without this.

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Watched the talking sheep movie

[samuel @samuelcm88]

and it appears that…my god…he’s placed the ball on the neck of the racket

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

“why would he make such a vast universe, yet save it only for us?”

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

this summer it's important to feel constant guilt and never communicate your thoughts or feelings. it's going to feel electric

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

need benoit blanc to collab with the sheep detectives

[Kyle @KSC_319]

She did capture life actually

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

genuinely life saving scene for me

[mad men pics @madmenpics]

“The New Girl”
(Season 2, Episode 5)

[dsong @stlbreadcompany]

ever since i was a little boy ive dreamed of being a crowd favorite, non-famous, recurring guest on a friendship simulator podcast

[g 𐙚 @birdiedrapers]

the moon 🌙 is making me think of HER.

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[Grace Ryan @nycgraceryan]

Gorsuch be like: first, I’d like to acknowledge that we’re on stolen Nacotchtank and Piscataway land. Second, the state of Oregon’s ban on throwing queer people into volcanoes is a blatant violation of the first amendment.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

drop the “media.” just “illiterate.” it’s cleaner.

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

You’re going to go through life thinking girls don’t like your writing because it’s not politically correct. I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re not very good at writing

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

You could also just say Timothée Chalamet hurt your feelings and leave it at that!

[maybe: clare @clur19]

watching all of the guys I hate post their thoughts on Iran

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

[Helena @saintkikismith]

women in GLAM (Galleries, Libraries, Archives and Museums)