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[andy webb @thewebbyone]

@prodnose Two lovers kissing in the tranquility of solitude

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

So an ex man united goalkeeper again loses concentration. Probably thinking about his 100k a week salary. #CrystalPalace

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

100 grand a week professional. Surely able to do a job? #CrystalPalace

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Welcome to the Thunderdome. Tell your Mums you'll not be home for tea. Big boy game, big boy rules. If you come for the King, you'd better not miss.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Legia Warsaw fans were banned from attending their game at Caernarfon last night❌

They booked into a caravan lodge and turned that into their own away end 🇵🇱👏🏻😂

[Only Fools and Horses Lines @OnlyFoolsLines]

BREAKING: Source of Global IT outage confirmed

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

In cab in cologne. German radio station playing it's coming home. #3lions

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

The night football died. RIP English referees

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

Smoking on the tube. How about beer and fags on a nuclear submarine #stillhealthy #bish

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

So if the yanks want to raid our health industry. There's a whole bunch of wills and Meghan's ready to accommodate the industry.

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

The marginal propensity to consume is infinite if the good is free. But not according to the batch of bank of england graduate trainees I just met tonight! The propensity to consume accords to whichever American investment bank they choose to work at! #shameonyou #youngtories

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

Another bunch of nectar vouchers from sainsbury arrived through the post. Great offers. But then it's always possible to offer anything if there's no way to redeem the offer. Your self service tills won't accept the vouchers. #sainsburys

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

Call it a sports stream! Absolutely no sport to watch on sky sports tonight. Come on at least plan some cue or throwing things at a wall sport! #skynosport #SkySport

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

Not for anyone using the new ticketing system. Sort it out! #holmesdaleupper

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

https://t.co/fUn49JNX13

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

In Edinburgh. Why are there no children around? Cos they are not spending units, so not welcome #EDINBURGH

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

Just tried to use palace website for ticket transfer. Failed miserably. My mate said and demonstrated that Clapton CFC website is better than palace. #CPFC #CCFC

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

Top afternoon #thecockneytipster managed winner and place every race. Met the marvellous Phil mcentee and Matt Chapman. Bish ready for next meeting @getcarter1112

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

Starting out the right way with a fry up in borough #TheCockneyTipster bish's first visit to the course

[andy webb @thewebbyone]

@HardyShorses You'll crack it #cockneytipster