𝒎ayday !

. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀. ⠀following in her father’s web lines ,

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐦𝐚𝐧 ! !

MAY PARKER aka. SPIDER-GIRL

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

existing !

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

For that?!

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

Bye. i’ll throw you into concrete later .

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

. .

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

yeah because you’re Weird .

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

I just did.

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

no they Don’t

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

They most certainly do.

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

that was a Giggle . you’re a old man . old men don’t giggle .

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

What! That's a normal laugh. An all ages laugh.

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

don’t … don’t laugh like that .., you’re too old to be laughing like that .

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

Heheh.

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

STOP COPYING ME ?

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

What?

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

? What .

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

No.

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

no .

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

Let's just agree to disagree about our respective disgusts.

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

it kinda is

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

okay it’s not that disgusting . .

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

[Shudders.]

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

Ew .

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

yeah …

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

Eww. Parkers and Osborns shouldn't mingle that way.

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

but you said that picture is you ?

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

not where i’m from !! you’re grandson tries to KILL ME . then he flirts with me . it’s weird . .

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

I am now!

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

Bald ?

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

yeah i don’t know why im complaining to you. you’re not even a good grandparent .

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

You'd understand if you were a parent. Err.. a good parent.

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

what is that.

[𝒎ayday ! @thewebstunner]

i guess ???? but i can handle myself just fine , thanks !

[ᅟ𝓞𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯 . @goblinnomore]

That's about when he started, I think. Though I suppose he has different feelings about it when it's his own flesh and blood.