Wesley Harrington

Traveling without style since 1994. Lawyer. Detroit sports. I bless the rains down in Detroit. These are my stories.

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

Hey Twitter, it’s been a minute. I bought a nice air mattress today. Things are pretty exciting for me at 25. #AdultingQuestionmark

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

Whatever the hell is happening in Chelsea-AJAX is off the chains wild.

2x yellow card = tossed
1 red card = tossed
handball = 4-3 Ajax

11 vs. 9 down a goal.

Insanity.

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

Viral videos of people fighting on airplanes is more entertaining than you’d think. Add it to your YouTube subscriptions. Air travel involves more social cues than most any activity in the US. People recklessly abandoning them is compelling TV.

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

@KylieJenner adopted a dog and named it Wesley. Kylie, I though we spoke about naming your babie after me, not dog. Only @KendallJenner and a @pepsi can resolve this dispute. Have your people call mine.

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

I used my credit card reward points against my balance this month and NOT for an Amazon gift card. If you need adulting advice I'm available.

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

@BrandonCope2 Oh baby you know it was the goods. Pastrami, capacola, and Genoa salami. Feeling very Italian this week on my lunch breaks.

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

Deli meat was on sale Sunday, paid my electric bill, and found out my credit score went up. Safe to say I’m cruising this week. 😎

[Akron Zips M Soccer @ZipsMSoc]

ZIPS WIN!! Akron advances to face Stanford next weekend in the Elite Eight with a 1-0 win over Wake Forest @ZipsMSoc

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Guys, it’s Black Friday. Stop fighting with strangers on Twitter over politics and get out there and push an old woman down an escalator at Best Buy so you can save 20% on a flat screen TV!

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

Golf is literally a sport to see who can play the least golf.

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

Tony Romo has awful analysis out of the press box. Paid to be wrong or state the obvious. Him and Joe Buck together could make make me quit football

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

The Akron Zips football team marched into a Big 10 stadium to start the season and will return back to Akron without a loss. The pride of the MAC fears no one. Heard it here first, we’re bowl bound. #BeastOfTheNorthEast

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

What. Is. Happening. In. This. Game.

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

@lamarsarahk Her complete inability to stop giggling and insisting to her friends that she was laughing about something from earlier was not reassuring

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

Wearing a Star Wars shirt/athletic shorts/flip flops listening to Party in the USA far to loud in my apartment while heading up to do laundry. I walk out of my unit, clothes in hand to 4 very attractive girls my age headed out for the evening. One made eye contact the laughed. 😐

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.

-Ronald Regan

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

This may just be the law student in me, but the big releases of US Supreme Court decisions every few days is my sports draft. Landmark cases and lasting impacts that answer questions we have discussed in classes for months!

[Wesley Harrington @TheWesleyH]

@EASPORTSNHL @SonJampson @TheRealCBaunoch pond hockey edition? Backyard baseball meets NHL? New HUT with 12 year olds after school? Current stars kids players?