Chris Baunoch

Alumnus of the University of Michigan and George Mason University. I’m a sports guy.

[Chris Baunoch @TheRealCBaunoch]

Ok, I guess it didn’t really matter 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Chris Baunoch @TheRealCBaunoch]

Can someone explain to me, like I’m 5, why the Olympic hockey semifinals are USA (1st in Group A) vs Sweden (1st in Group B), while the other one is Canada (2nd in Group A) vs Switzerland who finished FIFTH in Group A). Makes no sense to me…

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Anyone else just not at all amused by April Fool’s Day gimmicks on social media this year?

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Just got done busting my buns to shovel my driveway only for the snowplow to push a bunch of snow back at the end of it. 🫠

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Not only is it confusing for people who may not know who “Triple Espresso” are, but it also seems wildly diminishing to their talent aside from each other

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Julie Foudy’s refusal to call Trin, Mal, and Soph anything but “Triple Espresso” is so bothersome to me

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Let’s call them what they were - 3 well-studied saves from the always underrated Aubrey Kingsbury 🙌🏼

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I’m old enough to remember when nobody thought we’d win either match in the playoffs 😬

[The Athletic @TheAthletic]

TICKET PUNCHED.

The Washington Spirit are heading to the NWSL Championship after defeating Gotham FC in PKs.

🎥 @AttackingThird | @WashSpirit

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

To celebrate of our first road game with @tiktok_us tonight, we're giving away a 2024-25 team signed jersey

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A pair of 2-2 Arsenal v Man City draws today. One fun and back and forth, the other dreadfully stressful, both caused me much anxiety.

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@JasonDCsoccer You just can’t tell me that with a healthy Shakira Austin and Brittney Sykes, the Mystics wouldn’t have gone undefeated.

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

WHOOOOO WANTS IT⁉️

RT for a chance to win

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The decision-making process for the tiebreaker in team judo is absolutely electric

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The only thing that will make most US Soccer fans happy is every US team winning 4-0 every match. And then there will still be people bashing players, the team, and/or the manager because we didn’t win 5-0…

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Zambia is working with a track star playing up top with Banda and Kundananji? Pray for Naomi and Tierna

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Just always a steady figure on the field for Australia and Arsenal, and is involved in all phases of the game

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Steph Catley is starting to become quite close to the top of my list of favorite footballers 🇦🇺

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Saka and Martinelli both converting their spot kicks today 🙌🏼. No room for the haters

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Petition to make big stadiums that actually fit soccer instead of wasting them on the NFL 🙋🏼‍♂️

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Lalas is giving such Donald Trump energy tonight