Mel Cotton

Wife, Fellow Casketeers, Crewe Alex and England. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man! Living in a Jingle Jangle world! Memento Mori.

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

@yangweef @crewealexfc I'm going for our now traditional crap display and certain defeat! #CreweAlex

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

Disappointed not to win, had the chances, but a cracking game credit to both sides! #CreweAlex

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

@RealEFLSocial Worst standard of league 2 for years. Entertaining though as everyone beats everyone!!

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

@GMcGarrySport Be great if he achieves it on Monday vs MK as their fans reckoned he was the worst GK of all time!!

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

The Alex would've taken more fans than Spain tonight. Embarrassing support!

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

@FootballRemind @classicshirts Kim Milton Nielson Danish ref couldn't wait to send off Beckham and still to this day don't know why he disallowed Campbells golden goal!

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

@windog78 @Dazzzzzz86 I'm sorry but professional footballers shouldn't be "knackered."

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

This beer was right up my street tonight!

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

Well done to Newport tonight played us off the pitch & should've won by more! But deary me #crewealex were dreadful. Worrying times.

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

@SmokeyTimRobbo The 81/82 team that finished bottom of Div 4 by miles were a lot worse than now take it from me #crewealex

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

@crewealexfc Any team that makes Ray & Waters look good is doomed! #crewealex

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

Left when the 3rd went in. Worst #crewealex team (apart from last season) in living memory!

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

@garethkent2 Ha ha, OAPs wear funny green hats! 😄

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

Everything back to normal #CreweAlex

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

Some top Memento Mori in Kirkwall cathedral today. Very macabre!

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

@ClassicTranmere @theawayfans I'm on that pitch somewhere. A fantastic day out, still one of my favourite ever games! #CreweAlex

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

@booni72869 Relegation nailed on!

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

I heartily recommend that any #CreweAlex fans attending 'El Crapico' at Doncaster today get extremely drunk beforehand. Could well be the worst game ever lol!

[Mel Cotton @thewickerman73]

Dover doing a #CreweAlex today!