JOKENY

Life is really up to you,
You must choose what to pursue,
Set your mind on what to find,
And there's nothing you can't do!

THE NEXT CHOCOLATE RAIN MESSIAH

[JOKENY @thewild692]

STOP PUTTING POLICE SIRENS IN YOUR SONGS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
Sincerely,
A Nervous Wreck

[JOKENY @thewild692]

never have I been more excited to check the setlist afterwards than the no-phone Jack White show

[JOKENY @thewild692]

this is what we call spreading the culture! 🤣

[JOKENY @thewild692]

life is measured by having to fill up the Brita filter daily 😭

[JOKENY @thewild692]

just saw someone driving a car with the wheel on the opposite side in Boston? Potentially the most dangerous combination of factors one could expect??

[JEFF @jeffisrael25]

let me get this straight

a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner

[JOKENY @thewild692]

if anything this segment validated my current Twitter stance, which is to rarely post anymore and throw some shadow likes on every viral post that I see

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! https://t.co/KqA7EUY18B

[NFL @NFL]

Lo único más poderoso que el odio, es el amor.

The Only Thing More Powerful Than Hate is Love. @sanbenito #AppleMusicHalftime

[JOKENY @thewild692]

FIFA in the US about to be the world's most colossal shit show lol

[taylor @turnintoabat]

The onion is going to go out of business

[JOKENY @thewild692]

this specific realization almost made me crash out

[mtp @tsengputterman]

What stage of capitalism is it when the White House is rigging betting markets on how long its press briefings denying war crimes will last

[JOKENY @thewild692]

one thing about me, if you send me a music link imma listen to that right away

[JOKENY @thewild692]

Stavie distant cousins with Ben Franklin confirmed

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

I don’t think George Washington would really be all that confused by a guy who look like this

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Boston has been defying kings since we threw the tea into the harbor in 1773.

[the angelolz @angelolz1]

when you think you've finished a song in a rhythm game but there's still one more note at the end

[𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙚𝙙 🇦🇺 @SkyedOKC]

his head got flipped upside down

[JOKENY @thewild692]

when today's Wordle is literally my job profession 😅

[JOKENY @thewild692]

peak stupidity may have been reached

[Drew @HeyImReallyDrew]

She ate yall right on up!