billy bowls

beach bum a cig

[billy bowls @thewillcee]

Guy with a “no airbags, we die like real men” bumper sticker who also drives 10 under the speed limit? Like are we bout it or nah?

[billy bowls @thewillcee]

They should make a blind speed dating event and call it “Mystery Meet”

[billy bowls @thewillcee]

Bart finally adding funds to my virtual clipper card once I’m already on the platform after I was forced to buy a physical one just to get up here

[billy bowls @thewillcee]

Somehow this is better than the actual Cocaine Shark movie

[New York Post @nypost]

Cocaine-fueled sharks are on the prowl in the Caribbean - scientists blame partying tourists https://t.co/iBnz1NisYM

[billy bowls @thewillcee]

Do NOT invite me anywhere I have to walk against the wind forehead emoji

[billy bowls @thewillcee]

Sometimes when I’m bored I hit my astromech with the jawa ion blaster and he scream loud as fuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

does anybody know if there's a link between difficulty breathing and smoking every single day.

[doxie @doxie_gay]

when you tell your white friend your struggles they be like "dude that's so fucked"

[RaleighBill72 @RaleighBill72]

My boy and I went for some casuals to watch basketball, I left at like 9:30 and he said he was staying for one or two more. Woke up to this

[tia @dontfacetimeme]

nigga sent me a fucking hot dog machine for Christmas he gon forever piss me off

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

I’ve yassified them for you

[hannah jo @whoahannahjo]

one time i was on a date with this guy and he put on ants marching by dave matthews band to make out to and i lied about having a stomachache so i could go home

[VENGEANCE🦇 @BatSource1]

Pattinson hiding a vape in the utility belt makes him the most chaotic Batman.

[billy bowls @thewillcee]

Making good time

[HOW MANY CIGARETTES???? @CIGARETTEMOVIES]

Casablanca (1943) - 0:08:19
Dir. Michael Curtiz
Runtime 102 minutes
🚬 x 124, or one cigarette every 0.82 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://t.co/iZe2pHDett

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(rooting for baseball pitcher) Come on you sick son of a bitch. You fucker. You sickening son of a bitch

[Mariana @kedokinnie]

just really a great illustration from Star Wars Insider 47

[魈✟ ❂☭ 電波系奇男子 @ShoBeiYong]

钓到大鱼了

[F♯A♯∞, fka ☕️ @coopercooperco]

At a birthday party and way too quickly answered the question of “who is the rat guy at Jabba’s palace” with “that’s Salacious B Crumb.”

[tomb @TurmShrub]

(losing at chess, visibly frustrated) oh I see you're playing the gay guy defense. i, personally, would never open that way, but you do you