Will Ashton

Writer, watcher, etc. Co-host of @_Cinemaholics

[Will Ashton @thewillofash]

Over the past six months, I've been quietly trying my hand at fiction. Here's the first work to be published. Learn all about the holy power of fire safety with "Burning Love: Fire, Brimstone, and You!"
https://t.co/2ps6QYz3Kx

[Will Ashton @thewillofash]

Also, shoutout to the person behind me when I left who was detailing their multiple experiences watching the film. They started one sentence by saying, “When I first saw the movie in 7th grade…”

[Will Ashton @thewillofash]

Finally saw Salo last night. Gotta give props to the woman in front of me who brought a large popcorn into the theater just as things were kicking off in The Circle of Shit. Not sure if she was clueless or insane, but she came ready to join in the festivities.

[Thank God For Movies @_TGFMovies]

Thank God for Movies is back ... to the BACKROOMS! Hear what the boys said about A24's liminal space hit!

https://t.co/uacFB71OMA

[Thank God For Movies @_TGFMovies]

If your wish was another episode of Thank God for Movies, consider it granted! Hear what @JonNegroni and @thewillofash said about Curry Barker's OBSESSION and Sophy Romvari's BLUE HERON at the link below! https://t.co/DoGG36gd5T

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

AI is so popular because it gives uncreative people the illusion that they are creative. It lets them skip right to the part where they get validation. It’s not only parasitic, but extremely narcissistic.

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[Will Ashton @thewillofash]

What annoys me about The Mandalorian and Grogu the most is that, if they just wanted to make a Baby Yoda movie, they should have gone the Ernest route. Grogu Does Life Day. Grogu Goes to Jail. Grogu Scared Stupid.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[Will Ashton @thewillofash]

Bob & Carol & The Mandalorian & Ted & Grogu & Alice

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

i know we're already way beyond the pale, but in any normal society, this should be pitchforks and torches type stuff

[Will Ashton @thewillofash]

It Ain’t Ogre Til It’s Ogre, wherever you find your podcasts!

[Shrek @Shrek]

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[Shrek @Shrek]

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

[Will Ashton @thewillofash]

This might confuse some people, until you remember that Guy Fieri became a bonafide cinematic legion with his supporting turn in 80 for Brady (dir. Kyle Marvin).

[Variety @Variety]

Guy Fieri attends the "Paper Tiger" premiere at #Cannes.

[Will Ashton @thewillofash]

Unfortunately, I put my better material on Venmo.

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

John Travolta is one of the weirdest guys around but he’s weird in such harmless, goofy, sometimes baffling, always charming ways that I feel the same affection for him as one of those cats that walks diagonally. A bizarre career and existence I would nurture like a baby bird.

[Megan Swift @mgswift7]

Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.

Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
https://t.co/qU732Imrfg

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

It's so funny to be like "alright guys no more Zoloft" while you're pumping gas to $300/gallon and there's 7 jobs left