mayonnaiseu

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

tfw ppl think ur cool nd daring but u just cant make urself care about anything & have no sense of self-preservation

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

@elinchn tf did u do

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

rad

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

a handsome man...... ..... ,..,, ,,. .

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

im criing i came all the way out 4 a meetup 20 mins early nd the seller is mia jesus save me

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

grr im so salty ppl on carouhell r the absolute Worst

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

im a w r e c k i cant beleaf yoi is over

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

tfw u see ur birthday wishes 2 days late h a h aaa a i want 2 Die is it still appropriate to answer?????? who fuckin Knows

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

can everything like,,,,,,, st o p ..... ............

[bird @peggoins]

nice one

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

if some1 looks in m direction 2day im gna mcheckin Cry,

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

fucc this salesman didnt believe i dont drink alcohol regularly bc i look like a #1 beng im gna Cry

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

tfw u not looking b4 crossing the road nd sum1 HONKs at u outta nowhere like noah fence but ur gna kill me out of shock instead

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

@elinchn same

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

wat 2 heck ezbuy is still overwhelmed w orders from 11/11 n theyre doin a black friday sale??? how bout u get ur house In Check first sweaty

[mayonnaiseu @thewinterdick]

i feel like a heckin,, Bush i h8 havin shaved sides