Agent Dril Cooper

(spoilers)

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

hello

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

i get emails. i get emails saying it's already ep14, and that i should be dale, since the dougie plot has resolved. to this i say FAT-CHANCE

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

WHAT DO WE WANT
"Labyrinthe metanarrative humor built up over decades across various media"
WHEN DO WE WANT IT
"Instead of regular jokes"

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

wish that for one day, for just one day, that i may live in MAUVE WORLD ...

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

JANEYE UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE JFK TATOO ON MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE GRASSY KNOLL

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

when i changed my name from "dale" to "dougie" it was a declaration that im done following the rules. many tears, but also strength

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

Dont see whats so funny about sonny jim throwing a baseball at my face, but by all means, dont let me stop the Circle Jerk. By all means,

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

Dont like episode 12 ? Goto WWW . KILL MY ASS DEAD . COM...

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

lying on my back, screaming like a wildman while my trolls give me the thumbs up

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

someone on here just called me a "Cunk" because my wife wont let me touch cops' badges

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

Tha;ts a dream, you fucking idiot. Did you really think that was a clue ? If you tell Albert about that he'll get mad at you

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

it was my idea to make donna Moira Kelly, i got $1.1 Mil for it , im not sorry and if the trolls dont Stfu i will make more characters Moira

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

CONTEST : If U Find The Fabled Kyle MacLachlan Japanese Coffee Commercial I Will Send Some Thing Cool To Ur House

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

if you dont watch the cool visualizations that david lynch provides alongside the Penderecki's Threnody youre listening to; youre a coaward.

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

inexplicable dip in google hits on my web site "Peaks Tracker," which has provided up to date info on the upcoming Twin Peaks S3 since 1991

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

well yeah if you look at Janey-E from the "Dougie Can't Consent Angle" she looks pretty skeevy, but remember that time she was Skylar White?

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

mmy next big emotional investment is becoming passionately covetous of the cups of cheap coffee that are commonly purchased for my coworkers

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

Disrespected at twin peaks again

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

turning a big dial taht says "Filler" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

GORDON COLE: do you have investigative experience
ME: if I catch a murderer murdering I will serve him a knock out. I will own his life

[Agent Dril Cooper @thewintlodge]

(ray watches in astonishment as the bullet he shot at me flawlessly bounces off of my abs wwith minimal pain and mess involved)