El Padriño

i truly don’t know how to be wrong.

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IF YOURE TALKING ABOUT THE 4TH QUARTER CHANCES ARE YOURE TALKING ABOUT JALEN MARQUIS BRUNSON‼️

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IF YOURE TALKING ABOUT THE 4TH QUARTER CHANCES ARE YOURE TALKING ABOUT JALEN MARQUIS BRUNSON‼️

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9-0 Spurs run since this tweet.

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IF YOURE TALKING ABOUT THE 4TH QUARTER CHANCES ARE YOURE TALKING ABOUT JALEN MARQUIS BRUNSON‼️

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IF YOURE TALKING ABOUT THE 4TH QUARTER CHANCES ARE YOURE TALKING ABOUT JALEN MARQUIS BRUNSON‼️

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Ive seen enough send Scott Foster to Cape Cod.

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Any Knicks fan who didn’t expect this from Julian Champagnie probably isn’t a Knicks fan

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A Jalen Brunson prayer tweet.

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The next time they grab brunson’s jersey i want the knicks to come back and drop kick wemby’s dick and balls

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Just found out Summer of ‘69 by Bryan Adams is my 17th most listened to song in my Spotify career. 105 listens. I couldn’t even begin to tell you how that is remotely possible.

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Completely forgot JuJu was a Patriot. Completely forgot Odell was a Dolphin.

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@Roddicus_Rex When

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The hottest thing a woman can do is know how to make sourdough. #wife

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@Roddicus_Rex That’s the difference between women and girls. Real women master the art of sourdough.

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Just completely forgot that i was 23 years old for a second

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No matter how many times this video comes across my feed I will watch the entire thing, laugh at it every single time, and like it every single time. Top 3 internet video in the history of social media. Don’t even need to include the video. Screenshot tells the whole story.

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To my friend Donte DiVincenzo, I’m thinking about you my brother. We’re not here without you. 4 more until you may rest.

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I’m going to play a ridiculous amount of fortnite and become an influencer during the ebola quarantine.

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Hulu should come out with a “random episode” button or “shuffle mode”. Would do wonders for the Family Guy watching experience.

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This is going to plan. Only chance the Knicks have is to sweep and hope the WCF goes to 7. We are alive.

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Max Strus not only looks like a neanderthal but is also a bitch ass hoe