El Padriño

i truly don’t know how to be wrong.

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

There’s a kid in the gym with me every single day who is my age, 6’5”, undeniably handsome, and jacked. I hope he dies.

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

Jensen Huang got horny, Microsoft died, and all flights are grounded for the 2nd time since 9/11 yet I still am only thinking about how Dominic Zvada has cost the Giants 3 wins this year.

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

@Rainmaker1973 Can’t take this list seriously without The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

I’m forever a Michigan man but this Giants team is 8-1 without Dominic Zvada

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

Jameis Winston

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

Who let the dogs out will now be in every single NFL youtube compilation for the next 50 years.

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

Dennard Wilson what’s going on my man?

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I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen Theo Johnson catch a ball

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

@ajdillon7 Blueberry
Strawberry rhubarb
Key lime

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

JJ McCarthy is sitting on his couch in NYC right now smiling

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FUCK THAT. WE COME IN GIANTS BLUE.

[Pat Leonard @PLeonardNYDN]

My favorite quote of the season so far from Kayvon Thibodeaux inside the Linc’s visiting locker room in South Philly: "Write this, too. All the Giants fans that used to be scared to come here, including my momma -- because my mom was one of 'em. She didn't want to come to Philly because you get in arguments. She used to come in all black. F--- that. We come in Giants blue." https://t.co/8xEooMcESj

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

@Connor_J_Hughes God? I think God.

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

JJ McCarthy (my franchise QB) is a WARRIOR!

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

@Roddicus_Rex Start your twitch stream now. You know what to do from there.

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

Anyone heading to call of booty today?

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

Alumni weekend night 1:

- 17 ozempic allegations
- 40 “i gotta get outta here” exclamations
- 6 pounds of lower back sweat
- remarkably chapped lips
- 120 “great to see you dude” dap ups

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

The best series on tiktok is AJ Cole bringing dinner home from the Raiders facility to share with his wife

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

@nastik_bhai You gotta watch Pluribus my man

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JJ McCarthy vs Joe Milton we’ve got ourselves a Michigan match

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

A japanese sweet potato a day keeps the pain and agony away

[El Padriño @thewitmaster]

At the bar just wondering what the hell Christian Wilkins did in that locker room