Grant Foster

Kinda like your grandpa if he was born in 1991. I speak fluent beer.

[Joolia Ghoulia @Jooliasez]

Forget hot girl summer. It's Jack Nicholson summer or nothing.

[Cursed Posts ➐ @CursedPost]

You: solar eclipse

Me, an intellectual: perfect opportunity to attack the fire nation

[Grant Foster @thewizardgrant]

No

[tavo @tavernofterrors]

please stop shoving quarters in the mothman statue’s ass crack

[HinduHomeBoy @HinduHomeBoy]

@PicturesFoIder Sounds of different sheet metals
https://t.co/WCWAYSiwLi

[Grant Foster @thewizardgrant]

>20 min is slow

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

I JUST WANT TO BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLY

[Grant Foster @thewizardgrant]

I really wish I could sew

[ericanders.bsky.social @MrEAnders]

Ron DeSantis the minute he dropped out of the presidential race:

[Grant Foster @thewizardgrant]

I saw 2, moody, bitch cats today. You wish you were as happy as me.

[Grant Foster @thewizardgrant]

AI appears to be a dilemma for a lot people. But here I am, just waiting for an amazing “AI and Me” cookbook. So much potential. Please…

[Grant Foster @thewizardgrant]

I sit, cold January day, in @MinnetonkaMocc with @DarnTough en route. My @TheOrvisCompany linen, reminding me of how comfort comes in the simplest things. @americangiant hoodie giving me hope and @Sennheiser to carry me along.

[lari @martiniposting]

I miss you when I wake up before you

[Drew Garland @drew_garland]

Person 1: hey did you go see the new Holy Infant?

Person 2: I did

Person 1: what’s he like?

Person 2: so tender and mild

Person 1: what

[Chadkasa 🔜 AX @WomanWearingRed]

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his vest now he takes off her dress now let it snoooow

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

tired of Godzilla vs Kong

i wanna see Godzilla vs Paul Bunyan

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’d love to smoke with him

[Grant Foster @thewizardgrant]

This is your daily reminder to listen to Puddle of Mudd - Blurry

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

it's halloween eve

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

someone please get this woman photographed holding a fishing license