Damien C

professional nutcase - amateur person

[Mal @UtdMaI]

FIFA are doing everything possible to make sure Messi gets one last World Cup before he retires.

The bracket, the officiating, the VAR calls, the little “street-smart” fouls Argentina somehow always get away with… we’re not blind.

A player gets a head injury, leaves the pitch, and the referee waits for him to be treated before restarting play.

Lisandro Martínez scores from an offside position, but because it’s Argentina, VAR suddenly forgets how lines work.

Meanwhile Ronaldo’s Portugal vs Croatia went 8 minutes beyond the added time in extra time.

At some point, it stops looking like mistakes and starts looking like a script.

[Stella Yee @Stella4Menzies]

Isn’t it absurd that Annika Wells says her govt wants to protect children with their social media ban, yet won’t ban gambling ads being served to those same children?
#auspol

[Mike Carlton @MikeCarlton01]

I’m intrigued by the idea of Kyle and Karl joining to do a podcast. If they could find a third partner named, say, Kevin or Keith they could call it the KKK Show.

[Rasmus Jarlov @RasmusJarlov]

So, I have now watched two NFL games. Here is my Ted Talk on how the US Americans should make American rugby more attractive to us Europeans. (Because that is very important):

1) Europe should host it every year.
2) You should change the rules that I dont understand.
3) Get rid of any teams from cities that Europeans can not find on a map because they probably dont even exist.
4) Once Europeans start playing it, we will the best at it, because we have the best athletes.
5) In fact, we are probably already the best.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Billie @Billie_T]

First shoot out in America that’s not in a school

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Reform U.K. is for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody of them.

[Amir @AmirAminiMD]

I haven’t said much about this World Cup, but I’m going to say this:

I never expected anything other than pettiness and bigotry from this administration.

And I definitely never expected anything less than corruption and incompetence from FIFA.

But I did expect basic decency and sportsmanship from the competition.

I have lost every ounce of respect I ever had for players and teams who remained silent in the face of blatant discrimination and unfairness against one participant.

At this point, not a single one of them is worth being called a sportsman, let alone holding the title of world champion.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Sartre once said "hell is other people". He wasn't quite right. True hell is other people's kids.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Jack and Jill's well is in the wrong place. It should be at the bottom of the hill, closer to the groundwater

[sandyj @bsadams25]

Maybe the media could do some stories on how hard life really is for those struggling to make ends meet instead of how hard life is for whinging millionaires.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Computer keyboards should have a crumb tray, like toasters, to make it easier to empty out all the crumbs, skin flakes and beard hairs.

[Marina 🐝 @HappyNacho73]

Fuckwit praises fuckwit for enabling & legitimising fuckwittery.

[Sista Cate Ruth ♿ @SistaRuthDOPD]

I want reporters to ask Pauline Hanson HOW she's going to make Australia into a monoculture. How is she going to achieve it? How is she going to enforce it? How is she going to maintain it? #auspol
ASK HER.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We are so close to “not made with AI” or “zero AI” becoming a sought after premium label, similar to how organic is used for food.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Congratulations to Trump on being chosen to present the FIFA World Cup Trophy. Who else could do it but the recipient of The FIFA Peace Prize, The FIFA Pool Boy Award, The Best Jesus of FIFA, and The FIFA Gold Squirrel for Cognitive Excellence.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Trump:
“I was disappointed with Italy, with the UK. I was disappointed with Germany and France. Spain is a horror show.”

Mmmmm and what is the common denominator here?…🤔

It’s you fuckface. You are the problem here.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Washington, D.C. is no longer a safe place to visit because of the risk of being arrested for looking at something Trump fucked up.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

🤣🤣🤣 Happy 250th.

[Lauren Vidas @BroadAndMarket]

All I can say about the reflecting pool debacle is that I thought it would be impossible to top the Four Seasons Landscaping plot line, but having the guy who said he was gonna drain the swamp accidentally MAKE A GIANT SWAMP is giving it a run for its money.