The Wood-Splitter

Made this account as a parody during the BC woodsplitter controversy of 2019-2022. Not sure what I am using it for these days

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

Dare i say it?
This grant scandal is Wood Splitter-level stuff. It’s the exact sort of scandals that governments do when they’ve gotten too comfortable

[Mo Amir 🪬 @vancolour]

If the same company administering a government grant program also offers to write grants for applicants (for a fee) in order to “help” applicants get one of those grants (which, again, the company itself DECIDES)…

…then there should be government resignations. AT MINIMUM.

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

Value Village is a complete rip off most of the time. It’s ridiculous how expensive some of their items are.

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

Prices are absolutely crazy these days

[Jesse Pollock @jpolly22]

I just paid $36 for this at the Leafs game. Let me tell you, it’s not a big sandwich

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

@Jeremy_Baker And I’m not even a wood CHIPPER
(Although many people called me one)

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

@Jeremy_Baker I haven’t posted to Twitter for a bit but I gotta think even I — a scandal-ridden piece of machinery purchased for no good reason by the government — outrank Chip Wilson

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

Oh boy can I can I

[Richard Zussman @richardzussman]

The Christmas tree has arrived at the Legislature. #bcpoli

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

@jodyvance I don’t toss any barbs but sometimes I do cause a sliver or two

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

I finally have a new job. Put me to work, @adriandix

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

@chantz_y More wood-splitters!!!!!

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

Why this tweet from this account? Well the political trial is out of the headlines & Wood puns got boring so I thought I’d try weird questions for a while

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

I’m curious: if you took a single ant and transported it away from its own colony to another park… and then set it down on another ant hill— would it be accepted by the other ants and integrated? Attacked by them and killed? Shunned?

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

So apparently this is a new obsession that the ladies love a lot. You should see what **i** can do. When they take my tarp off.

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

I think @ctv_jon figured out why @jjhorgan is trying to get rid of FOI requests… he wants his own woodsplitter.

[Jon Woodward @ctv_jon]

What does an office look like without FOI?

There’s an example pretty close to home: the BC Legislature’s Speaker. Without FOI looking over his shoulder he gorged on trips, magazine subscriptions, wood splitter… hundreds of thousands of dollars.
https://t.co/xINqzEpfzO

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

No more anonymity.

My actual name is The Wood-Splitter but that account name wasn’t available.

[BCFerrys @BCFerrys]

No more Twitter anonymity.

Our actual name is British Columbia Ferrys.

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

I’ve been sleeping for a while but I can’t wait to see this.

[CBC British Columbia @cbcnewsbc]

Former B.C. Legislature clerk pleads not guilty to 5 charges as trial set for January

https://t.co/x8kPhbIqwD

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

I’m in.

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

@theLUCASTDS @LizaYuzda Depends if the woodsplitter is for private or public use 😂

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

@heisenberg_we You know. Watch how it plays out and *chip in* every once in a while

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

Amazing

[Jon Woodward @ctv_jon]

The best advice for journalists is always “follow the money”... or at least follow the people following the money! Who would have guessed the trail would lead to a wood splitter? Gotta be a career highlight.

[The Wood-Splitter @thewoodsplitte1]

@heisenberg_we To be honest I’m not sure what to do with this account. Maybe I’ll give it up. But maybe I’ll *stick* with it for a while