Kyle Smith

College English instructor. Queer sci-fi geek. he/him. Parent, friend, and yarn crafter.

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

This is what makes me miss Insomnia Cookies 😭😭😭

[insomnia cookies @insomniacookies]

something sweet dropped today ➡️ meet our new limited-edition Dulce de Leche cookie - a Mexican-inspired Dulce de Leche cookie with rich caramel chips - available now while supplies last!

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

@ayradabney Absolutely! Would I get any of the sushi, though? 🤣🤣🤣

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

Searching for someone to share this with…. 😂😂😂

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

I offended no one with my defense today. #PhinisheD #Dissertation

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

I defend my dissertation tomorrow. This past few days has been a blur of preparation, including re-reading THE WHOLE BOOK I WROTE and preparing opening remarks. Whew.

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

My advisor has my last chapter now, so I’m kinda floating….

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

no worky only sleepy

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

When I have the time, I will make these socks. But @mike_sell needs to tell me about my chapter first! 😂

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

This made me snicker so much. Maybe I’ll use these lines when beginning messages to people with the same twisted sense of humor…. 🤣🤣

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

Why, yes, I did make bulgolgi tonight. Yum.

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

Happy birthday to me! I found a new favorite word. 🤣🤣🤣

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

@realitybandit did X just give us this? The new platform name? 🤣

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

I hate mowing the yard. But now it’s done for awhile.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

It's a good day for a giveaway 🐟

RT for a chance to win this puck signed by Sebastian Aho!

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

@ecobooklover I wish you all a very mild case with no lingering effects. Much love!

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

“Identifying the Self in New Media” kinda has a ring to it, though…. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤔

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

@ButNotTheCity I did this once, a few years ago. It was fun! I say go for it.

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

@thisismyalibi Like randos popping up. I was very 👀👀👀🧐🧐🧐 earlier

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

@realitybandit On the other hand, which hand is really dominant? The one that does everything or the one that gets everything done for it?

[Kyle Smith @thewordsmith85]

Pretty sure it’s a level-up at Dad Jokes™️ when you accidentally pun and don’t realize it until someone else laughs at the surprise joke.