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she/her

[miel⚢ @sihwawife]

la vida es mejor cuando tenes un gato gordo que te persigue a todos lados

[c ☆ @tintafey]

amy 😭

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

if someone followed me around my house and saw how much i use my phone i believe they’d choose to mercy kill me

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me at the job l begged God for

[SSGoodGirl @USSGoodGirl]

Whenever I hear about a new disease I look it up to see if I have the symptoms, but as soon as I get to “unexplained weight loss” I know I’m safe.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

They’re inventing new types of eating disorders in my office. Have you ever seen 1/8th of a donut?

[nu @erasednigga]

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

[Aus @30FFobia]

Don’t honk at me man this an $800 car i’ll kill us both

[clar ☆ @zombyte_]

when you're king for a day

[✨🌙✨ @theworldwalker]

I think I care about people too much to work in HR much longer. And I dont even like people that much really

[Ty 💋 @imtaitianaj]

I wanna say fuck this job every day but it's actually a cool job I just be wanting to lay down 😭

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

ever since i was a little kid i knew that i wanted to be late for work

[✨🌙✨ @theworldwalker]

Dr Starry is a drink I made up consisting of 75% Dr Pepper and 25% Starry

[✨🌙✨ @theworldwalker]

I invented Dr Starry as a joke but it's slowly taking over my life

[✨🌙✨ @theworldwalker]

I invented Dr Starry as a joke but it's slowly taking over my life

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[yaphouse annie @traphouse_annie]

hey guys so u actually don’t need to workout as a fat person to have value. everyone deserves basic human decency regardless of their activity level, and diet.

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

Beefing with your spouse is the absolute worst. Like, bro, you're literally my only friend; stop pissing me off.

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

I worked at target in 2021 and just got this snapchat memory jsjsjsjsjs

[taylor🏡 @fuckinonone]

the kids don’t know about nevershoutnever anymore