Kyle

I mostly just sleep a bunch.

[Botnik Studios @botnikstudios]

We used predictive keyboards trained on all seven books to ghostwrite this spellbinding new Harry Potter chapter https://t.co/UaC6rMlqTy

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Number one, why these shits so hard to open? Number two, they loud as hell. Whole fuckin country know you tryna get a piece of cake

[Kyle @theworstatwords]

i don’t watch tv cause @pattyraynolds has enough drama to keep track of

[Kyle @theworstatwords]

@pattyraynolds i did the thing

[Kyle @theworstatwords]

today I walked in shit water and fell down a hill twice for science

[Kyle @theworstatwords]

@JohnnyboySP transistor? I hardly know her!

[Kyle @theworstatwords]

@SirTapTap my favorite one is the one where the girl fox changes her name to Kursed and becomes an edgy grim dark bounty huntress

[Kyle @theworstatwords]

a book I can relate to

[Kyle @theworstatwords]

@SirTapTap pretty sure there's literally nothing to spend money on other than the magic armor that drains your wallet for invincibility

[Kyle @theworstatwords]

i've not had a professor use the word "shit" this often in a lecture before

[Kyle @theworstatwords]

Character development is stopping yourself from saying "you too" when the waitress says to enjoy your meal

[actioncookbook @actioncookbook]

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product
TWITTER: likes are now florps
USERS: what
TWITTER: timeline goes sideways

[actioncookbook @actioncookbook]

USERS: could you at least look at addressing the pervasive harassment of women
TWITTER [twirling like Maria von Trapp]: M O M E N T S

[Glenn Loury 2.0 Darker, Gayer, Different @justabloodygame]

[Scooby & the gang catch a regular guy]
"Let's see who this ghost really is!"
No! Wait, I'm not-
[rip off face]
*gasps* "OLD MAN SKELETON?"

[Whiskey Jesus @BoozeWizard]

Imagine how disappointing it would be to actually meet a talking dog, but then find out that he was very racist.

[Kyle @theworstatwords]

oh right it's New Years or something, guess that's why it sounds like a firefight outside

[Emma Jo @piscesdiva98]

my dad's girlfriend takes her dog on a hike every day and HER DOG HAS DOG FRIENDS. LOOK AT THIS SQUAD