After spending Christmas in jail I was miraculously let out. But then arrested again only three or four days later and now I'm spending New Years in jail. Will my birthday be in jail too? Let's find out...
Arrested again. Looks like I'll be in jail for the next three months or so. A nice run of missing Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday all locked up.
Arrested yet again for the 12th time in about a year-and-a-half, not counting the six to eight months I spent in jail. This time looks like I might be there for 3 years. #idiot#junkie#worstgfever
I'll be spending the rest of 2018 in jail. If you add up all the time I've spent in jail already it'll be about 10 months out of this year I've been incarcerated.
What a shock, I've been #arrested and am back in #jail on a #felony charge again with no bail. I've been here for a week and will be for another week until court, after that who knows how long it'll be until I see freedom. #loser#junkie#methhead#failure
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! Since then I've turned into a homeless meth smoking junkie who's arrested roughly once every 3 weeks and spends about a third of my time in jail anyway. #MyTwitterAnniversary
I'm too stupid to realize the dumb things I do when I was in a relationship will come back to get me like flirting with other guys and what not because it's a small world and everything comes back to people. #karma