allie.

what did nickelback ever do to anybody? @thelefttitty

[allie. @thewrightitty]

Not to brag but..

[allie. @thewrightitty]

I’m gonna bring Fanny packs back. Watch it happen.

[allie. @thewrightitty]

#NewProfilePic

[allie. @thewrightitty]

Okay but hear me out.. let’s bring back capes. Like why are capes not a thing? WHY ARE WE ALL NOT WEARING CAPES?

[allie. @thewrightitty]

I think way too much about the personal hygiene of cyborgs. Can they take a shower? Can they get the mechanical parts of their body wet? Do they just spot clean? That doesn’t seem hygienic. Why do I think about these things? Why am I like this?

[allie. @thewrightitty]

And let the racists and politically ignorant comments begin 🙄🙄

[allie. @thewrightitty]

I had a dream last night that I was pregnant in food depot. I didnt know I was pregnant till some lady told me. Then I gave birth in the store and the baby’s face was the face of Jay Z. I literally haven’t stopped thinking about it all day.

[judgmental gay @jdgmntlgay]

am i laid back or just don’t have a personality?

[The Lemon Pepper Sunflower @ImaniOrWhatever]

You can be anti abortion for yourself and pro choice for anyone who isn’t you because you realize you shouldn’t get to make the rules for someone else’s body and you’re not going to do a single thing for the child they can’t/don’t want to carry.

It’s possible & necessary.

[chu @chuuzus]

seth rogen didn’t have to snap so hard with his 2019 GQ cover!

[allie. @thewrightitty]

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[allie. @thewrightitty]

Another night that I can’t fall asleep.. that’s cool.

[allie. @thewrightitty]

Just watched the new How To Train Your Dragon, was the only adult in the movie theater and cried my eyes out. Then went out to my car and proceeded to cry for another 30 minutes, like ugly cry. If that’s not an indicator of how my life is going, I don’t know what is.

[Aaron Fuller @aaronxfuller]

My boyfriend was snoring last night and sounded like a moving robot

[allie. @thewrightitty]

I better have this much fun this summer.

[kels @kelsievicencio]

hey summer, we miss u

[allie. @thewrightitty]

@TRILLPRINCERORO 😂😂