The Black Lisa Simpson

Author @_midnightindigo. Editor @genderqueerlit. Jackson Family Historian. 1/3 trinity of Jasminum McMullen. ♒✊🏿🤷🏿‍♀️🎶🙌🏿🏳️‍🌈

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

Lack is dead.

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

Damn. I used to gaf so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

When I decide I'm done with a person they take it so bad. I be like whyyyy????? Baby you chose.

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

I joined Black People's Pound Cakes and then the folks I bought a cleanse from called to confirm my shipping address 😆

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

Chick at work came to my office and offered her womb to me. I get LOVE in these streets.

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

Sweatergawd ya'll better start treating me with the adult respect I deserve before I click off in this bish

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

I told someone at work they were only thinking of themselves and not to talk to me for the rest of the day. Shorty cried and went home. 🤷🏿‍♀️ #flashreality

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

I'll never be the type to request crispy edges on pancakes. Ya'll be trying to make that trend when it's just poor preparation. Just say your caretaker didn't know how to manage the fire for 18 years and you developed a taste for it. 😒

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

Friendship trauma is a real thing.

[Silver Spook @SilverSpookGuy]

The US banned Hawaiian language, overthrew our country, let us die in Maui fires, devastated our universal healthcare, & illegally occupies Hawaii to this day. My mother's hands were broken for speaking Hawaiian in school. The US is not a beacon, but the destroyer of independence

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

I don't have to wait for your death for you to be dead to me.

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

@fasculinefairy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

I'm looking forward to signing a few books and mingling with folks. One thing for certain though, this event will sell OUT. Don't miss yo beat. In other words:

💜 Chicago! It's time to get your tickets (like for real).

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[Victor ✨ | 𝗠𝗝 𝗙𝗔𝗡 @Northen93]

Michael Jackson will forever be the greatest performer! 👑 https://t.co/DLjA55LCch

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

@TereseMarieM Thank you ❤️

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

I think I'm finally submitting to separation. I be wanting to keep ya'll close but you don't want to be held like that.

[Jā. R. Macki @macki_jae]

Red Noise Collective's "Noise" exhibition has a bunch of dope art up including my two pieces "After Death Communications" and "Donut Shop." I love the virtual gallery space and many pieces are for sale. “Noise” will run from 7/31/23-11/30/23. Enjoy!https://t.co/l9nLKXbpF0

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

Literally up at 4 a.m. looking for zeros.

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

One thing I don't have a stomach for is a loudmouth ass man. You are not woke, you are not saying anything profound, you do not make sense, and you're lying effortlessly to the public for attention. Shame.

[The Black Lisa Simpson @thewritegift]

It's wild to do all this shit just for posthumous respect, honor, and adoration.