When your 4-year-old gets with the program:
Me: Are you happy that it’s 2021?
M: Yes because we’re going to have #PANCAKES! Gonna have pancakes! We’re gonna have PAN-CAKES! It’s gonna be a great year.
#HappyNewYear everyone. May you all be as boldly optimistic. 🥞
You can get your 4-year-old the best handcrafted, sustainably harvested, Waldorf-approved wooden cash register you can find... but she'll still use it to make "FaceTime calls."
#dadlife
When your kids give you away:
[mid-coloring]
7YO: So, where have you been?
3YO: Uh..... France.
7YO: What did I miss! What did I miss!! I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to THIS??
#hamilton#hamilkids@Lin_Manuel@DaveedDiggs
Two of our #shortfilms are screening at @CordilleraIFF!
MADE PUBLIC has a live screening at the West Wind El Rancho Drive-In on July 25, and WAFFLES is nominated for best #LGBTQ film.
Go to https://t.co/4OFXqCZnAD for more info.
#CIFF2020#femalefilmmakerfriday#cordillera
I will not support @Starbucks until they correct this egregious error and learn to support the Black community and support #BlackLivesMatter unconditionally.
#BlackLivesMatter is not a controversial statement. And yet @Starbucks -- a company that should be an ally of #BLM just as it is an advocate of LGBTQ+ -- #Starbucks has made it controversial. It has decided that the phrase Black Lives Matter is potentially unsafe or unwelcoming.
@themanregistry This venue is STUNNING. Gorgeous views of the bay. Just perfect.
It also has a #MurderHornet infestation. The Reverend is unconscious. The Mother of the Groom is swelling at the neck. Bride's foaming at the mouth. People are jumping into the bay. God help us.
#ThisWeddingSucks
@themanregistry It's a #ZoomWedding on account of Coronavirus. Fine. I'm game.
But it's not password protected. We've been wedding crashed a.k.a zoombombed by at least thirty different mustachioed dudes wearing only their birthday suits.
And one of them was the bride's dad.
#ThisWeddingSucks
@themanregistry This band sucks. An unusually high number of songs about the periodic table.
Wait, I think I know the lead singer. Where do I -- Oh no. Oh god no. It's my high school chemistry teacher. I take a look at the drum kit: Yup. "The Chemical Compound Brothers."
#ThisWeddingSucks
@LADOTofficial Will the eased parking restrictions (street sweeping, etc.) be extended now that @MayorOfLA has extended our Safer at Home order indefinitely? I could only find information regarding policy through May 15th. Thanks for your assistance. #ladot
So @airbnb's "forgiveness" policy ends June 15th. They say that this is based on health organization recommendations -- except, when pressed, their team can't name a single one that suggests traveling (even domestically) starting in June. It's time to update your policy #airbnb.
Check out our friend Gareth Williams in this charming short about a father eager to reconnect with his daughter on her wedding day. Starring @jemuny, now on @omeletocomedy.
How can you help #SaveOurStages? We're so glad you asked. Let your local reps know this is just an intermission, and you want to see live music and comedy (and the independent venues that house them) come back stronger than ever! » https://t.co/ZyyypjWVAC
Proud to announce that my script 5 STAGES OF GRIEF has been selected as a @madewithSHIFT Creative Fund recipient. Thank you SHIFT!
Foster and I will be screening the final product with the other grant recipients in early September. Man, there really is nothing like #filmmaking.
Tonight at the @Kodak Film Awards. #filmisnotdead! Thanks Greta Gerwig for the impassioned speech and reminder to ask for (& occasionally demand) what we need as #filmmakers. And thanks to film advocate Steve Bellamy for hosting another wonderful event!
#kodakfilmawards#kodak