The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞

Doctor. Knows more about your body than you do yourself. 😆

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

Tweeting is like fishing. You cast a lure, and then you patiently wait, hoping for a good catch. :D

#FiguringOutTwitter

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@ahauntedvagina How did this miracle even happen?

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

That should be taken as a fundamental lesson in Biology. 😁

[saaniya @saaniya_dhadwal]

Girls will talk shit about fuckboys but will ALWAYS choose them over the nice boys

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

Don't ask, just go?

[lasanya 😛 @sanyasingal]

how do i ask my brown parents to let me go to therapy?

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

Such-a-reply 😂

[sleeping @urbanXpunjabi]

सच्चा रिप्लाई 😭😭😭

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

Your biology teacher has had some weird imagination, it seems. 😁😂

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

Pulled matlab? Pulled up? 😁

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

He wants you to wear protection.

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#Mask 😁😷
Since he seems to have fever. 😁🤒

[Grace' ♡ @FeRaLLLLLL]

Bro what does this extremely hot guy even want from me in the park this evening 🥺😭😭

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

Hands don't want boobs they want ass 😭

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷

[Ajey Nagar @CarryMinati]

GIVE ME SAAX

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

@adhiichaii 🤑

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Samose 😁

[Ana-mika 🥂 @Ana_mika2]

Less see...

how many can guess..

what this is.. ⤵️

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@shiprashrishti 💓

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@suzannekhan_ann In

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

@dndeating The offer still open?

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

@RobbSnedeker 🙈🤭

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

So ja bae.

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@MonTySinGhCaRLo 😲😭🙃🤗🤔

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

Head hair.... Or....??? 🤪😁🙈😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[Nidhi @nidhii69]

fucking her in the shower isn’t the ultimate form of intimacy, washing her hair is

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

@stfulajja 🤯

[The Completely Ridiculous Insomniac Jedi 🐞 @thewysepolymath]

A girl who loves you will love to have your di*k in her mouth.

[Sheतल ❄ @diwani_shetl]

A boy who loves you will never put a di*k in your mouth.

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