Abhinav

Happuning and pungent pundit whose punctilious and punctual puns on punctuations puncture and punish a puny punter.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

I love coffee because it leaves mug stains that look like the surface of a planet.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

My favourite part of The Odyssey was when Odysseyus pulls off the Trojan Horse trick, and as the soldiers are coming out of it, Ben Affleck goes "yeah my boi is wicked smaht".

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

The Odyssey is going to end exactly the same way as Interstellar. A middle-aged guy spends years trying to get home to his beloved child, only to bugger off the second he gets there.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

The Odyssey is going to open exactly the same way as Inception. A middle-aged guy washes up on a shore with children playing on the beach, gets taken to a big palace where he is fed, and then starts talking about his adventures very non-linearly.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

I was off by just a couple of years

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

Prediction : By the year 2024, we'd have a sub 2 hour marathon.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

The #SuperBowl must be on a Saturday and not on a Sunday

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

In the last ball of the overs when Gus Atkinson had to take a single to prevent Chris Woakes getting strike, anyone know why Dhruv Jurel didn't stand at the stumps to prevent the run?

@bhogleharsha @ashwinravi99 @DineshKarthik

#INDvsENG

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

Oh for fuck's sake

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

I hope "Grover Cleveland" does not trend on Jan 20, 2025.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

@SusanPolgar Final move : Bh6#

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@the_transit_guy Wow that's one big Burger King !

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

@the_transit_guy Wow I can't believe that's Vienna on the right! Virginia is so beautiful! 😍

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

I'm confused by Pilates. Why are people following the exercise routine of the guy that crucified Jesus?

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

@gunnnnr They intended it iff they are iffy.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

Talking about golf is certainly one way to get swing voters.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

@udupendra There is also jaan, which is the span of the hand - tip of the little finger to the thumb, when the palm is extended. And veral, the width of a finger.

When buying one mozham of flower, you typically get one mozham + one jaan to round up the length.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

I still can't believe that Don Norman anagrams to NN Doorman.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

@gunnnnr If this was intentional, then kudos to Soren.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

The real dark pattern here is that the toggle buttons are checked and lit up when muted and off when "on".

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

Instagram option to mute common content types from your feed

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

@lloydi The sun, being responsible, drawing a focus ring.

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

@cliffkuang - I thoroughly enjoyed your book User Friendly and learnt so much! But I could not get my hands on a copy without a bunch of misprints - they're all like this.

There's a typesetting story lurking here about how this happened. Happy to help you tell it if you DM :)

[Abhinav @thexfactorial]

Party poppers but with akshathai instead of confetti.