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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
#Funny #inspiration #everydayshit

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Meanwhile on Facebook someone has made a casserole.....

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Ask your Dr. if you're healthy enough for sex and if that goes well, ask them if they're seeing anyone.

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dear Twitter Eggs..... i won't #follow You

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and Who you gonna call...♪♫•*

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I think some people need to donate their blood, ........all of it.😡

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sorry but...

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One way to find out if you're old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you're young, if they panic, you're old.

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I don't really WANT to make bad choices; but I'm always late, and all the good choices are already taken..

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Why does this day just keep repeating itself?

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follow @lyzalomasty

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President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.

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We have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart?

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Dude… am I swimming?

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Can I have a cookie grandma?

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Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are.

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A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.~~#ArthurGolden

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today weather report ( second part )

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No one's perfect, okay? We all screw up and make mistakes.

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Shout out to all the brave men that had to make their own sandwich for lunch today.