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I catch the F5 and write shit poems

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@barstoolsports @dieworkwear first thing you notice?

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@HighyieldHarry Where is Citi? Losing $50m on a block in Australia

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Biden must be the first president to wonder if he’s in the inner circle

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Have you ever had a 1-on-1 convo with your friend that lives on the other side of the world in the group chat while no one else is awake? Keeps you going at 2:15

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FUCK

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Melbourne cup is going to be a barn burner

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

People are going to lose their fucking minds on Tuesday

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Sunday groceries done

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Some days you just can’t buy a reply…unless they are ppt markups

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Madison Bumgarner 2014
Suits season 2
Intervals on a dewy Wednesday morning

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@OHWallStreet And fucken good on em

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Fair enough Mr Mayor
I too enjoy ferragamo
But at least I was fair
And sold my time not my soul

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One day I will be able to do something (anything) as well as Sydney ferry crew toss a rope

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They always
Always
Come back

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@yungmtngoat One day

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I want her to wave at me
The way she waves at you
Not because I’m jealous
I just think I deserve it too

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Spread comps like marmalade
Turn comments for a cherry
Thank goodness they made
The goddam ferry

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Don’t stress, the UPAT to NPAT bridge is simple
The bridge:

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Constantinople was built in a day

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Act accordingly

[Jonathan Gault @jgault13]

Karsten Warholm's punishment for losing: he will have to compete in tomorrow's Diamond League 400m hurdles in Zurich in a Swedish kit.

Warholm's response when handed the singlet: "Fuck, fuck, fuck."