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@GrantNAlex @PokemonGoApp @GrantNAlex I work with a Japanese television broadcaster (TBS) would we be able to obtain permission to use this clip?

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Robert Pattinson was a fantastic choice for the Dior campaign

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Как мама говорит «подожди» на японском? Чотто мать-те

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I’m out in these streets licking handrails trying to avoid going to this fucking job

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man talks so much shit he has to take an enema orally

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100% biodegradable. Good boyfriend material.

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It’s simple really:
“It’s time to catch some Z’s” = chloroform
“It’s time to catch some D’s = chlorophyll

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Only clowns from the Pierrot region of Italy are called Pierrot, otherwise they’re just called Clowns.

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I wanted to read the news in French (le monde) but ended up at German website about lemons (https://t.co/UuCyn5dqvn)

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“It’s Bootzilla himself” is an unhinged god-tier self-introduction, Bootsy Collins is a legend for a reason I guess

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I propose orc rock.

Impromptu Orc-gy?

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Impromptu orgy - good band name. What genre?

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Found out today, don’t like the smell of converse.

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Shout out to all my wide foot girlies.

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Having wide and short feet, nothing makes me feel more like a deformed, hulking monster than shoe shopping.

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getting the Ick™️from food is an expensive problem given how unnecessary it is

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Me: minding my business, eating food

Brain: there has never been anything more disgusting than the taste, texture, and monotony of this food

[Xiao Tong 🦋 Am elsewhere!! @Velinxi]

Haters will never understand the appeal of two souls being intertwined every universe

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I swear to god, the Pinterest comment section sometimes contains the wildest shit you’ve ever seen

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@DeadInkBooks Would I be able to help from Japan??