𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 🌹

[𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 🌹 @TheyCallMe__D]

What a joke 🙄

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My dog operates on the mantra "If something doesn't make you happy, remove it from your life".

Honestly, I'm bringing that energy into 2026.

[𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 🌹 @TheyCallMe__D]

If I ever accomplish anything in life it’ll be beating frogger.

[skye @oycantik]

why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby?

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

I've said it before and I'll say it again... LET'S GO GIRLS ❤️‍🔥

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓮𝓷 ꨄ @_Datewthdestiny]

You know what's really annoying? When a commercial is louder than the actual tv show.

[BOOP @Pettyyyboop]

Sorry I didn’t answer your call. I was busy taking a test to see which Disney princess I am.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[Skuyler @skuyler_]

Hope we didn’t need that.

~me vacuuming

[𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 🌹 @TheyCallMe__D]

All I wanted was a double cheeseburger and I ended up with a rodeo burger which I did not enjoy🙄 @BurgerKing #dobetter #alwayswrong

[Ok Kate @Kateness8]

Starting a pyramid scheme where everyone just sends me Reese’s

[Ⓜ️isterD @MisterD78UK]

Has anyone received their cookies yet? Been clicking "accept all" for years but I never get any damn cookies

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Grape soda doesn't taste much like grapes, but it sure tastes like purple

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

I need an emergency bacon cheeseburger.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

If Mr Krabs owned a bar

[Kristen @Kica333]

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.