Reece Harper

Woeful sense of humour

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

Sunday routine 🤝

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

Milling about in a base spec Fiesta and blasting drill music come on chief you look like a class A wally

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

If I see one more straight piped Fiesta I'm gonna turn myself in for the big sleep I swear

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Aliens watching some woman from Earth winning "Miss Universe" for the 71st year in a row

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this how i be pulling up to ponsonbys in GTA

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

@NoContextMcGinn @Owen_Anderson_

[Danny Davies @DannyDcomedian]

Imagine you and the boys just being droids gliding around

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

The drawbacks of going out out at 26: You don't recognise a single soul because everyone else was an embryo last time you went out

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

@442Wide @Mike_Barry96

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

@joke_blog @MoistCr1TiKaL

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

@_kav1 @Owen_Anderson_

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

One of the worst minor inconveniences has to be trying to pour milk into something and it just flowing down the side of the carton instead

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

@m0llyed You eat your Christmas Dinner stood up?

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

Fiiiinally pulled the trigger and ordered car parts👀 Turbo sounds soon come

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

Whoever and wherever you are - thankyou to the MX5 driver that drove alongside me and gave me a nod and a "👌" gesture as he went past, first car compliment I've ever had lmao

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

Kinder Buenos are leagues ahead of any other chocolate/confectionery and if you so much as even remotely disagree then I hope your milk goes off before its advertised date

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

Clive Tyldesley is head, shoulders, knees and toes above any other ITV commentator, why he's like their 3rd choice is beyond me

[Reece Harper @theycallmegaf]

The amount of fouls given in this game that aren't worthy of the whistle is laughable lol why is football like this🙃